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Albert

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joined on 09/10/03
last updated 02/02/07
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Da Crazy People Say...

October 17, 2005
Once upon a time, new a man named Albert. He appeared in a dream once, why did he do that? Probably just to give me something to think about. He's good that way.
November 2, 2004
Albert is by far and away my favorite person on tribe to show a little leg to.
he is the best and i luv him lots.







...and if you don't think so too, well then you're just insane.

(yeah, you heard me.)
Unsu...
 
October 28, 2004
Well, anyone who likes gin and "The Nightmare before Christmas" has gotta be something special, right?

Seriously, I've found that, if you want to know something about Albert, take a look at the pictures in his profile. Eclectic, slightly mysterious, interesting, intelligent, amusing. All that wrapped up in a cutie package!
September 13, 2004
Albert is The Man. No, really. He's THE Man. You know, when you see one of those movies that takes place in a dark seedy bar and the bartender leans over and says, "I'm not sure. I'll need to go talk to the The Man." That's Albert he is referring to. Albert has the power to crush you if you cross him. Mostly though, he's really sweet, cute, smart, fun and a perfect gentleman. Just don't give him any lip or you will pay the price.
September 2, 2004
Albert is the lovechild of Grace Jones and Jorge Luis Borges. Which is just an allusive way of saying that he'll deftly lead you through the garden of forking paths and infect your spirit with the rawest, funkiest beat that it has ever experienced.
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What's Your Angle Baby?

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about me
40 yr. old gay male. Leo. Single. Spanish/Italian/Indian descent. 6'1", dark. brown hair (usually), dark brown eyes, nearsighted, romantic, intellectual, good sense of humor, slightly vain, compassionate, neatnik, love music, looking for mr. right, curiously celibate, vaguely neurotic, refreshingly tart with no aftertaste.
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OBLIQUITY

I may not stump for Obama. However, Miss O isn’t the only queen of daytime who has ideas for some perfect last-minute gift ideas for the special people on your list. Herewith, are a just a few of my personal favorites that made my gift-giving list for 2007: 01. Philosophy’s The Gingerbread Man: [...]
Wed, December 12, 2007 - 1:44 AM permalink
Mr. Nick Starcevic
Fri, December 7, 2007 - 2:47 PM permalink
01. I can’t believe there are only two episodes of ‘Dexter’ left for this season. I’m thrilled to hear it will indeed be back for a third season. Words cannot express how brilliant I think this show is–and how much I love Mr. Michael C. Hall. If his work is ignored [...]
Wed, December 5, 2007 - 12:51 PM permalink
It’s really kind of sad how happy life’s little accomplishments can make one (me). Shortly after 6:00 a.m. this morning, Bellum gasped his last wicked breath and ‘The End’ scrolled across the screen of my Nintendo DS. To say I’ve been obsessed with this game since the day I bought it is truly [...]
Mon, December 3, 2007 - 9:48 AM permalink
Mr. Chaz Kourday and Mr. Lonni Bahls are Whore’s Mascara
Fri, November 30, 2007 - 2:55 PM permalink
It is an old queen’s tale that all gay men love to shop–we’re all different (amazing!). However, in my case I will confess proudly that I have always loved to shop. Whether it’s all those colorful shopping bags, the quest for the unusual, the victory of a bargain or the pheromones emitted from [...]
Tue, November 27, 2007 - 5:54 AM permalink
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Mr. Eros Ramazzotti
Fri, November 16, 2007 - 3:25 AM permalink
ultramarine silk cord tied around my ring finger draping across the wood floor and snaking out the open door memories of you consuming memories of me subsuming the burden on my chest threatens to crush a rib piercing a lung compelling declaration a unified awareness of the sensory stimuli the cord continues to unspool attached to the digit of solitary fool many insist that elephants never forget the path to a clan burial mortality [...]
Wed, November 14, 2007 - 4:54 AM permalink
I was fortunate enough to receive an advance copy of Celiné Dion’s newest album, ‘Taking Chances’, last week. Since that time, I find myself listening to it on my iPod more and more–and discovering a few things about Ms. Dion. Let’s be clear here: I’ve been a fan of Dion’s since I nearly wore [...]
Tue, November 13, 2007 - 2:58 AM permalink
originally published at O B L I Q U I T Y
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Shallow Thoughts From A Deep Pool

bruises on your skin
gifts of his generosity
blues of his sin
blacks of his demons within
fragile is your body
broken is your smile
blows of kindness
killed your heart
death by survival
who will stop the pain?
the cycle of violence regurgitates
the soul mitigates
tears flow like rain
blood flows from his blame
silent withstander
frustrated bystander
bruises on our skin
--arg
Tue, July 5, 2005 - 4:46 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
I'm not sure why, but I seem to have sex on the brain of late. I think 100+ degree days are taking their toll on my internal thermometer. Anyhow, I digress.

I've recently been considering how my sexual tastes have seemed to vary more the older I get. Perhaps, this is the natural progression of things. But, it strikes me odd that things (or acts) that I would not have found at all appealing or erotic at one point, sorta do it for me now. Now, I'm not saying I'd run out and try everything that crossed my filthy mind. It's more about the whole fetish/kink level and what you'll allow yourself consider. Maybe it's just like everything else in life, our appetites ebb and flow. Seasons change. Today's flavor may just surprise you.

Can you feel me?
Wed, June 29, 2005 - 4:43 AM permalink - 1 comment
 
Sometimes I think we're all a bunch of squiggles. Very tangled and intricately entwined squiggles. Some god or goddess drew us on a vast expanse of nothingness. We might not all be the same color or size, but eventually parts of you are tangled with somebody who is tangled with somebody else and so on until your back to yourself. Like a big ball of string, we are all squiggles.
Tue, June 21, 2005 - 4:21 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
When the temperatures outdoors start their precipitous rise, it seems there is an internal body thermostat that acts in kind. Lust is a strange creature. It's malleable like a lump of clay. Yet, it has the power to leech your energy and drive you to the brink of madness. Lust and its possibilities radiate like the sun.

Lust. It's a good thing.
Mon, June 20, 2005 - 1:48 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
For the most part, I'm one of those people who likes to feel. Whether it be elation and happiness or despair and sadness, the release on the body, emotions and head is therapeutic.

A good cry does the body good. A belly laugh does the heart well.

Then there are days where every feeling loses its edge. These are the days where numbness is not my friend.
Sun, June 19, 2005 - 11:53 AM permalink - 2 comments
 
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bruises... (blog entry) bruises on your skin
gifts of his generosity
blues of his sin
blacks of his demons within
fragile is your body
broken is your smile
blows of kindness
killed your heart
death by survival
who will stop the pain?
the cycle of violence regur... read more
blog entry posted Tue, July 5, 2005 - 4:46 AM permalink - 0 comments
51 FLAVORS (blog entry) I'm not sure why, but I seem to have sex on the brain of late. I think 100+ degree days are taking their toll on my internal thermometer. Anyhow, I digress.

I've recently been considering how my sexual tastes have seemed to vary more the olde... read more
blog entry posted Wed, June 29, 2005 - 4:43 AM permalink - 1 comment
SQUIGGLES (blog entry) Sometimes I think we're all a bunch of squiggles. Very tangled and intricately entwined squiggles. Some god or goddess drew us on a vast expanse of nothingness. We might not all be the same color or size, but eventually parts of you are tangled... read more
blog entry posted Tue, June 21, 2005 - 4:21 PM permalink - 1 comment
LUST (blog entry) When the temperatures outdoors start their precipitous rise, it seems there is an internal body thermostat that acts in kind. Lust is a strange creature. It's malleable like a lump of clay. Yet, it has the power to leech your energy and drive y... read more
blog entry posted Mon, June 20, 2005 - 1:48 PM permalink - 2 comments
Comfortably Numb (blog entry) For the most part, I'm one of those people who likes to feel. Whether it be elation and happiness or despair and sadness, the release on the body, emotions and head is therapeutic.

A good cry does the body good. A belly laugh does the heart w... read more
blog entry posted Sun, June 19, 2005 - 11:53 AM permalink - 2 comments
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