This would be like the thirty-eighth duplicate blog I've started somewhere as if it's really important what words I write down for all to absorb.

I have some great stories, but that's beside the point. The point is I play with blogs too much, because I have a problem.

I signed up to Tribe.net sometime in like 8,000 B.C. but never filled out the profile properly, and this is the day that I finally do something about it.

I am the heaven
I am the water
I am the dirt beneath your rollers
I am your secret smut & lost metal money down your cracks
I am your cracks & crannies
I am the clouds
I am embroidered
I am the author of all tucks & damask piping
I am the Chrome Dinette
I am the Chrome Dinette
I am the eggs of all persuasion
I am all days & nights
I am all days & nights
I am all days & nights
I am all days & nights
I am here
And you are my sofa
I am here
And you are my sofa
I am here
And you are my sofa