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about me
i go to school in menomonie, wisconsin where i attend class quite frequently, write a health column for the school newspaper, chilling with my best friend here, holding solo dance parties to jimi hendrix and marilyn manson in my dorm room, and avoiding my roommate, whom i suspect doesn't know i party
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My Blog

So,
Yesterday I auditioned for the vagina monologues....

and, uh, the ladies they love me!
the pieces I'm doing are:

-"Wear and Say"
-"My Angry Vagina"
-"Smell"

I'm especially excited for "my angry vagina" - wow.
In other news, I took a nap 2 days ago, but I haven't been sleeping. or eating, i ran out of dollars. only homework and gifts of the drug sort. and not smoking cigarettes. and falling in love with boys, or something, i don't know what's wrong with me. read more
Fri, December 16, 2005 - 9:28 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
uhhhh without further delay,
my uw-stout hottie pics are up at facebook,
go take a look-see, &
check out what i'm currently checking out:

uwstout.facebook.com/album.php


and yes, i do realize that i am completely insane and waste time in new, almost unbelievable ways. and yet, for some reason i am content to look at images of attractive people all day long...
who knew?

P.S. Milwaukee is looking better and better each day
Mon, December 12, 2005 - 12:30 AM permalink - 0 comments
 

i skipped class yesterday morning.....
to make out with this boy. I'm not complaining.

staying at school for winterm, 3 weeks of math and gym.
woo?

Suddenly, I am happy.
I haven't smoked dRuGs in three days, just becuase.
and today is day 2 of Jennie quitting nicotine.
And Seriously, I've been giggling for 4 days. I couldn't tell you why.
It feels like things are falling together.
Tue, December 6, 2005 - 6:58 AM permalink - 4 comments
 
So, my dream is to rent a house with friends here next year,
where i can have puppy sweet and... other sweet things

but, i feel as if i don't posess much of that key life knowledge.
that knows how to pay taxes, change oil or go about renting a house
maybe my goals are too low- and i think none are academic

does anyone know if those self-help books about puting your life together are actually helpful?
Wed, November 9, 2005 - 5:18 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
i went to this "faculty sketch off" that was like wrestlemania with easles
and it was so hilarious
it concluded with a drawing done by my art history prof. entitled:
"sponge dong square pants"...
Fri, November 4, 2005 - 7:35 AM permalink - 1 comment
 
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tales from the lip

Fri, December 7, 2007 - 11:45 AM permalink
ok it's kind of a long story how i found this picture.

Somewhere along the line I became intruiged about this site

where some maniacs are breeding incredibly tiny kittens, and other kittens with inch long legs.

This is their doctor:



http://minipurrs.net/minipurrs/scrapbook.htm



Just take a gander. It is well worth it.

And his name is Smalls- how ironic! Haha

It looks like he got super ripped and mistook the tiny balls of fur for shaving cream (or something, i hope)

Either that, or it's something disturbingly sexual.



In any event, my day is brightened.

I hope I'm not the only one who was so amused
Thu, July 26, 2007 - 5:43 PM permalink
Will you tell the story of your life in hushed tones

afraid that the darkness could dull your eggshell cheeks

unless it already had, and your mind will lie

the genius is lost out there (in here) -

one mind hears one mind and it's the end of the line



i've found something that's real

but it died long ago



and all that nerves can't find
Wed, August 10, 2005 - 12:21 PM permalink
maybe it's time for a new chapter in my life,

or so says this dissatisfaction

and i end up here, "home", watching season one of three's company

somebody call the loser police



i'm sorry all those people who call at inopportune times and then i forget

but, it seems not sorry enough to do anything about it

it? will be fine.



constructing a new haven/hovel



Time to put on those red athletic shorts

it seems i forgot to shave one of my legs... but don't worry,

the other one is good.

my many muscular man encounters don't seem to mind

um, yeah
Tue, August 2, 2005 - 8:25 PM permalink
so she made herself a red wine spritzer, or some other cocktail that old women love, to help her sleep

without realizing that absence of conciousness and sleep are not the same things

failing to understand that cointreau backwards reads corruption

subversive single malt scotch, i spy you standing there

but it was too late

two dirty martinis break cleanly on the spotless tile

spilling your color- yours- and left the veins soaked in gin.

one sixth, stiff.
Mon, July 25, 2005 - 10:30 PM permalink
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a what now? (blog entry) So,
Yesterday I auditioned for the vagina monologues....

and, uh, the ladies they love me!
the pieces I'm doing are:

-"Wear and Say"
-"My Angry Vagina"
-"Smell"

I'm especially excited for "my angry vagina" - wow.
In other news, ... read more
blog entry posted Fri, December 16, 2005 - 9:28 AM permalink - 0 comments
it's 3 a.m. i must be lonely (blog entry) uhhhh without further delay,
my uw-stout hottie pics are up at facebook,
go take a look-see, &
check out what i'm currently checking out:

uwstout.facebook.com/album.php


and yes, i do realize that i am completely insa... read more
blog entry posted Mon, December 12, 2005 - 12:30 AM permalink - 0 comments
such a bad girl, such a naughty girl (blog entry)
i skipped class yesterday morning.....
to make out with this boy. I'm not complaining.

staying at school for winterm, 3 weeks of math and gym.
woo?

Suddenly, I am happy.
I haven't smoked dRuGs in three days, just becuase.
and today ... read more
blog entry posted Tue, December 6, 2005 - 6:58 AM permalink - 4 comments
working for the man every night and day (blog entry) So, my dream is to rent a house with friends here next year,
where i can have puppy sweet and... other sweet things

but, i feel as if i don't posess much of that key life knowledge.
that knows how to pay taxes, change oil or go about renting... read more
blog entry posted Wed, November 9, 2005 - 5:18 PM permalink - 1 comment
that's probably all (blog entry) i went to this "faculty sketch off" that was like wrestlemania with easles
and it was so hilarious
it concluded with a drawing done by my art history prof. entitled:
"sponge dong square pants"...
blog entry posted Fri, November 4, 2005 - 7:35 AM permalink - 1 comment
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