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Tazz

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joined on 03/08/04
last updated 12/22/08
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My Testimonials

March 26, 2007
Wow Tazz… I have not seen you since we did Ethiopian together in Berkeley with the Big Group, who say Muppets on the Big Screen. How have you been? You sooooo make me smile and laugh every time you are around. I hope all is well. :) ~A
Unsu...
 
April 13, 2006
Tazz needed a new testemonial from me since in the last one I compared him to a city that is now pretty much gone.

So... Tazz is like... peanut butter. Some people are incredibly allergic, and some people are strangly addicted. And while it's not technically South Beat Diet approved, I can have peanut butter occasionaly; which is really how often we see each other anyway (and by that I mean Tazz and not peanut butter). Plus, animals are oddly attracted to him - but that may just be because he's kinda hairy.

Oh - and Tazz has the unique ability to be wholly unappropriate at any given moment.
January 19, 2006
He is our very own forever Peter Pan. We love and adore him just as he is. Outragious and witty!!
September 12, 2005
A truely amazing individual! His sense of humor is beyond imagination and compare. His timely perfect and deliberate.
He is sentimental and sensitive while being brilliant and outrageous. I miss you my dear, so get out more often!
SIN*
April 29, 2005
He's wild and crazy
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Cheers from Dickens 2007!
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Live from LJ



Tue, December 11, 2007 - 11:42 PM permalink

 





They warned me about it. We've rehearsed for months. Now it's time to bring on the gayest gay of gay gaydom ever. The San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus present the 18th Annual Home for the Holidays concert at the Castro Theater. Now with more gay!

See me and 200 incredibly well groomed men in tuxes sing traditional and non-traditional holiday music including a Chanukah piece by my father. Shows are:

Thursday Dec 13 at 7 PM

Monday Dec 24 at 5, 7 and 9.

tickets available at SFGMC.ORG .



The Thursday show includes an extra hour of small group performances. Hope to see you there! And bring your extra gay!

Tue, December 11, 2007 - 5:36 PM permalink

 Holy Crap! I have the best auto insurance on the planet!



The accident was completely my fault. The damage to the truck was greater than the value of the truck. The repair shop closest to my house was over the Bay Bridge.



What did AAA do?



Pay for the towing. Pay to have the truck repaired instead of totalling it. Pay for a rental until the truck is fixed. And the BEST FUCKING PART:

The other driver also had AAA, so my claim will only have to pay her deductible. This means that my rates won't sky-rocket. They may not go up because the total payout is less than the amount it takes to put a point on my license. In fact, they may go DOWN because all AAA insurance is going down 6% next year.



I'm in complete awe. Do insurance companies like this really exist?

Thu, December 6, 2007 - 1:38 PM permalink
Tomorrow! Tuesday! Dec 4! SFMOMA ! NOON! FREE!



Oh crap, I've run out of exclamation points. There's no after-plans for this event, but I'm sure you crazy kids will think of something. I'll be climbing in Concord.



My hands smell like chorizo. Mmmmm.
Mon, December 3, 2007 - 5:19 PM permalink

People thinks its funny that I don't like to drive in San Francisco. It's not that bad. Really. They tell me so. And I say, "I don't drive in SF because I hit things."



Today it was another car, in the left lane while I was trying to make a left turn from the middle lane because I was confused. No injuries and some minor body damage to both vehicles.



What have we learned:



AAA membership and insurance AAA fantastic! They towed my car to Oakland as part of the claim (no charge to me) and hooked me up with a rental (also no charge). The other driver also has AAA insurance so everything will be handled in-house, quickly and quietly.



My truck rocks! Despite the point of contact near the front, there's no internal damage. The door and wheel well are banged up, and might need some alignment work. Seatbelts work and no one was hurt.



Driving in SF sucks. Especially around the Hayes Valley area. Parking there the last few nights has been the thing of nightmares. BART and MUNI may be more expensive than driving, but still less than my deductible. Yowch!



Thu, November 29, 2007 - 1:25 PM permalink
originally published at if you have to ask....
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I dinna do it....

tee hee hee


Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
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Tue, May 1, 2007 - 4:47 PM permalink - 7 comments
 
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