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Optimus

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joined on 12/04/03
last updated 11/29/06
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My Testimonials

March 15, 2004
i have yet to meet Adam in person, but i can tell you what i know of him from the times we have chatted online..
hes fucking cool!
he has a great big heart, and makes me laugh..all of his stories have brought tears to my eyes..i am a happier girl for having met him on here, and soon when i move to vancouver...you KNOW ill be stalking his ass!!!!
February 18, 2004
Adam's musical inclination and enthusiasm for life knows no bounds.Although his picture may indicate he is from the outback, i question his alligator wrasseling skills. Plus he has way cooler hats than that one anyway. Thoughtful and thought provoking...did i say "thought" oh, i meant "fight". Ahh but i kid, and if he approves my testimonial you'll know he's got a great sense of humour too!
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Gender
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Age
31
about me
What about me? I enjoy philo- and theophilo-sophical conversations. I like all things metaphysical, metaphorical and metaprobable (I made that one up), i hate hippies, neo hippies, emos, actually anyone who defines their life through style, get a life you douchebags
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My Recent Activity

Betty White (blog entry) You know, despite the fact she is a 'golden girl' this pic is awesome.
Go, girl! Love them titties, Betty!
blog entry posted Mon, December 11, 2006 - 10:40 AM permalink - 1 comment
Free Form Poetry (blog entry) by Optimus Prime Rib


oh, i've got a smelly butt,

and my butt is really stinky;
i've no toilet paper for weeks,
only crumpled newspaper.

i wash my butt every morning,
but by the end of the day,
it stinks again, in a horrible way.

... read more
blog entry posted Wed, December 6, 2006 - 6:06 PM permalink - 0 comments
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ExRx Exercise and Muscle Directory
( miscellaneous » websites ) "Know your workout." This is the best exercise site I have ever seen. The lay-out is simplistic and logical. You can easily cross-reference body parts, to specific muscles, to muscle diagrams, to effective exercises. The exercise lists have small repeating clips, i... read more
recommendation posted on Tue, December 5, 2006 - 1:33 PM
Jesus vs. Santa (blog entry) I have been wondering if Santa Claus could defeat Jesus in a battle of supremacy over Christmas.
Santa is pretty powerful, he can command those little elves, whom, I bet can be really vicious and sneaky. He also knows what you are doing all the ... read more
blog entry posted Tue, December 5, 2006 - 5:42 AM permalink - 0 comments
I pity the fool. (blog entry) I was watching a few episodes of "Pimp My Ride", hosted by Xzibit. In one episode they fixed a car for a girl who had pet snakes, so the crew installed a tank so she could transport her pets. Inside the tank, they installed a tiny television so ... read more
blog entry posted Thu, November 30, 2006 - 9:52 AM permalink - 0 comments
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