LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT PAUL......

He is my longest-lasting friend. That's right, while others tire of me, fall back, or eject from my midst in sheer disgust, Paul is right there, being a friend, not minding the irritation and abuse that can sometimes come with the job of being my friend. He's like, a soldier or something, his sense of loyalty is staggering to a weaker mortal mind.

And SHIT can this guy code software!!! But he doesn't want to be known for that so never mind, forget I mentioned it.....

Apart from being an excellent friend and a repository of said unmentionable talent, he is also an avid bicyclist, an inveterate road-tripper, a profound social commentator, an excellent choice for a housesitter, and a dude who has hacked his own path to the back door of Enlightenment.

He also looks quite heroic in yellow.