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i smell like wet dog and the day, that started out so promising, has turned into the typical spring day. bonus points to the city for providing the constant drizzle that doubles as "real" rain.
Sun, April 8, 2007 - 7:53 PM
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and that's what is most maddening. the rain never really falls so much as encompasses here. like a seasoned drunk sitting on a thirty year bar stool with the constant drizzle of the functional-alcoholic attacking his liver while he drinks himself into a stupor before 10pm so he can wake up in tim... read more
April 23, 2007
The Irascible F*ckerpants!! This man was brilliant, talented, funny and cool as fuck. And a wicked, wicked writer. We met a couple of times in person, once when I suddenly realized he was my waiter at Tutta Bella and then when he borrowed a beard and jumped on the Santa train at SantaCon '06 and we snuck around together having secret conversations. We talked lot's about what might happen if he ever went to jail (he kept saying he might, but he never did...), 'cause I work there. I always promised him I'd give him an extra sack lunch.....
The world is sorrier now that FP is gone.. I know that I am. He was a real shiny little penny. And the best indin ever, s'far as I can tell.... Bye FP!! Love you schritz & bizzles!! I got that sack lunch waiting...... April 18, 2007
RIP Fuckerpants
count me in with the others that are looking forward to meeting you in person the next go round. love, alv April 18, 2007
I'm really going to miss getting all cranky with you when you knock at my window at 2:30am. :(
I'm really going to miss you calling me "Hanako", "Kitty" and "Gooba". I'm really going to miss seeing your face light up and you getting all excited when I tell you funny stories. I'm really going to miss your random cryptic PMs. I'm really going to miss your smart-assed posts in various tribes. I'm just really going to miss you, Pantsy! April 18, 2007
i danced the only way i could last night for you. may the heavens cherish you and welcome you home.
April 18, 2007
So sad you are not here with us anymore, beautiful & brilliant & "crazy" & ultimately sane sweet being.
I liked you so very much from an online distance, and followed your brilliant writings here and on MySpace. I too wish I could have met you. Maybe meet you some other time, other way. April 18, 2007
To a truly amazing beautiful human and talented individual. You will be missed here in this world and the other one totally benefits from your presence.
May your family and friends find deep healing and know peace and love in their hearts and may your impact on your part of this world always live on in many healing and creative ways. I met you first in Love Cursed and exchanged lovely banter and heartfelt words. You are truly a GEM among men. Queenie April 18, 2007
FP, Jared, I wish I could have met you in person. You made me laugh many times with your outrageous and brilliant personality. Thank you for touching the lives of your fellow tribesters in many positive ways. Your presence here will be missed.
April 18, 2007
Phenominal Indin.
RIP brother. See ya in the next world! We'll jam! April 17, 2007
I remember when I first joined Tribe, and some guy named "Fuckerpants" tried to friend me. I actually ignored it for a while - I had no idea you'd turn out to be one of the most brilliant people I'd meet here, and I'll always be sad I never got to meet you in person. Namasté.
April 17, 2007
I'mma always think of you at 2 am taco bell runs. You're a good egg, dude. mad respect.
April 17, 2007
Jared, you touched me. I honor you with my tears, but it is you who are honored to be among your ancestors now.
kisskiss bangbang April 17, 2007
It is a cosmic mistake that Jared was with us for such a short time. He told me once that we all needed angels to believe in, even flawed ones. If heaven is true then most certainly there is one more angel among them and soon they will know how lucky they are.
February 16, 2007
the pants, the myth(s), the legend...
November 24, 2006
Happy Birthday!
Unsu...
November 8, 2006
We"re are due for a conjugal visit
February 10, 2006
Of Human bondage
he is mine he makes me go aaaaaah
Unsu...
February 10, 2006
I hear he likes to carry around them pet snakes with him.
but thats just a rumor.
Unsu...
January 21, 2006
Hes just a young dingle berry hopper
and very exciting to take a piss with November 2, 2005
...i adore this man.
part poet, part rebel, simultaneously unacessable and open, he stirs up my passion for electronic connection. his humor is razor-sharp and always fitting, usually punctuated with some deep metaphor (or is it simile?). one of these days i'm going to go up to seattle, share a beer and cigarette and leave my heart with him... October 19, 2005
F*ckerpants: Man or Myth? It's so hard to tell.
I think the Fucker part is real, but I'm not so sure about the pants. June 23, 2005
Arsenal won!
Just had to get that out of the way first. Now on to other things. Oh FP - the pants you wear so well - yes you little f*cker - funny as hell yet subtle like a fine wine and shy growing to a sharp and fancy finish....oh the aftertaste you leave behind ;-P
Unsu...
June 13, 2005
remember your roots
dammit your roots mr big in the pantys. kisses to the midnight cowboy thats it me and the whole drawer. you wish. go get uncle groovy and the great frisco freak out and we can piss all over town. muah June 7, 2005
You stole my damn testimonial....
fp = sexy hairless bitch
Unsu...
March 24, 2005
Whoa! did you know that Fuckerpants™ has a violet aura??
Well, it's TRUE!
Unsu...
March 17, 2005
"How do you feel about Fuckerpants™? "
I feel really good about fuckerpants. really really good February 18, 2005
Have you ever tried a FUCKERPANTS?
spiny & menacing on the outside soft and sweet on the inside the smell may put you off its track but if you taste it after a mango you'll never go back February 11, 2005
Have you ever tried a durian?
spiny & menacing on the outside soft and sweet on the inside the smell may put you off its track but if you taste it after a mango you'll never go back January 18, 2005
I like you, Fuckerpants. Always have, always will. *finger snaps and points at Fuckerpants*
My first tribe crush still burns brightly. How could it not?
Unsu...
January 12, 2005
I stole his pants.
November 24, 2004
I adore him.
August 27, 2004
To quote the longest word in the english dictionary:
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. August 14, 2004
Fuckerpants, aka Slutty Von Fucktardwitz, ie Jay Dubya, is the world's best (i.e. WORST) Wing-Man. Depending on the situation, he can impress you with his skills. Other times, watch out!!! Psyche! All in all, a good friend, even if we are, slowly, over the years, trading places and becoming dark reflections of each other's former selves. A scary thought.
Unsu...
July 19, 2004
Shameless.
:D
Unsu...
July 17, 2004
Fuckerpants is one fuckingcool cat!
April 3, 2004
slutty von fucktard has the biggest pair of testemonials ive never seen.
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