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F*ckerpants™

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The Swass

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Age
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Location
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i'm glitzy enough to dream big things and ditzy enough to believe those dreams.
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Obituary

www.yakima-herald.com/obit/show/3407

Jared Daniel Washines
Colonial Funeral Home

SEATTLE - Jared Daniel Washines, born November 11, 1974 at Ellensburg, WA, passed April 15, 2007 at the age of 32.

Education: Toppenish High School (1992), Transferred from Yakima Valley Community College to University of Washington (Seattle) where he earned a Bachelor's Degree in Comparative History of Ideas (1998).

Employment: University of Washington Center on Human Development and Disability; Amazon.com Fraud Investigator; currently employed in food service � opening restaurants and marketing specialty gourmet food on-line.

Affiliation: Yakama Nation/Skokomish/Cree, Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (member).

Direct Descendent of Chiefs: Meninock, Moses, Seattle (Sealth).

Grief is our greatest teacher. It opens up our heart, so that we dip into pockets of emotions and understanding that our fears and busy lives normally keep hidden.

Jared Washines went with the creator on a rainy Sunday morning. For those of us that knew Jared as a grandson, son, brother, uncle, cousin, nephew, or friend, we knew that Jared loved to walk in the rain. It is why he chose to live and work in Seattle, and we are comforted by the thought that it was a perfect day for him to begin this journey.

We acknowledge and accept that there is no tomorrow that will bring him back into our homes or our lives, but his teachings remain very much alive in the part of our hearts that jumped whenever he was near. His nieces and nephews expressed it best; when they saw him, they would shout, "Uncle Diddle is here!" and they would jump on him or try to catch him with the flat side of a toy sword. It is not an understatement to say that babies and young people were drawn to him, and his joy made him a source of light in many lives. However, the full power of Jared's spirit generosity, and gentleness was felt by those that needed it most. While he was studying in Seattle, he worked with children with autism disorders at a special education school based on the University of Washington and at camps during the summer. His love of life was the undeniable force that helped him reach these children.

The day before he passed, he went for a run and afterward, his roommate heard him say, "Life is good. Life is good." In later years, Jared was extremely dedicated to being the mirror that reflected life's beauty and goodness. He had always been a talented musician. He could hear a song or piece and then play it on the piano. He often played in Seattle public venues and for family and friends and was developing his talent as a composer. Jared was also an avid and talented writer. He shared stories with family and friends, and before his passing, he had been writing his first novel. His family hopes to organize and complete his novel for publication, so that Jared's passion for life can continue to live on in his works.

Our grief has opened us up, and we ask ourselves why he is gone. Maybe the answer comes from a reflection of how his life began. As an infant he faced a life-threatening illness. He was completely in God's hands. His survival was a blessing, and his mother Stella knew that he had lived for a reason and cherished his life as a gift. Jared was fun, gentle, and loving. He touched the hearts of many people and taught us how to enjoy life, so that now we realize everyday of his 32 years was a blessing to us all.

He is survived by parents Archie and Stella Washines of Toppenish; brother Brandon (Amy) Washines of West Valley; sisters Tawaia (Louis) Alvarado of Fairchild Airforce Base, Emily Washines (Jon) of Ellensburg, and Elese Washines of Toppenish; his beloved nieces Alexa, Brittany, Carmen Jae, Isabella, and Quinn; his nephew Elijah Washines; girlfriend Eunice Chung of Bellvue; Uncles Clifford, Anthony, Ronn, Davis, and Arlen Washines, Nick Paul, and Tom Mosqueda; Aunts Harriet (Leon) Strom, Angie Phillips, Shirley Pinkham, Norma Jack, Deona Levno; paternal grandmother Hazel Watlamett; his extended family with many special cousins, and all his diverse friends in this country, Italy, France, and Germany. He has two namesakes Carmen Jae Alvarado (parents: Tawaia and Sgt. Louis Alvarado) and Sapahtma Jared Blackeagle (parents: Josiah and D'Lisa Pinkham).

He is preceded by grandparents Edward Washines, Lena M. Phillips, Bertha and Nick Mosqueda; uncle Jasper Washines; cousins Thomas Mosqueda Jr. and Ella Washines; great-grandmothers Stella Cree Wynaco and Elsie Cree Pinkham, Maggie Syyou (& her sons Joe Meninick, Leonard Tomaskin, Raymond Watlamett).

Arrangements are being made through Colonial Funeral Home of Toppenish, WA.

Dressing services will be held at Colonial Funeral Home on Tuesday April 17, 2007 at 2:00 PM. Overnight services will be held Tuesday and Wednesday evenings at the Toppenish Longhouse. A funeral procession will leave the Toppenish Longhouse at 7:00 AM on Thursday April 19, 2007 for interment at Satus Point Cemetery. Colonial Funeral Home is in charge of arrangements.

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E.A.A. (Existentialist Angst Anonymous)

i smell like wet dog and the day, that started out so promising, has turned into the typical spring day. bonus points to the city for providing the constant drizzle that doubles as "real" rain.

and that's what is most maddening. the rain never really falls so much as encompasses here. like a seasoned drunk sitting on a thirty year bar stool with the constant drizzle of the functional-alcoholic attacking his liver while he drinks himself into a stupor before 10pm so he can wake up in tim... read more
Sun, April 8, 2007 - 7:53 PM permalink - 14 comments
 
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My Testimonials

April 23, 2007
The Irascible F*ckerpants!! This man was brilliant, talented, funny and cool as fuck. And a wicked, wicked writer. We met a couple of times in person, once when I suddenly realized he was my waiter at Tutta Bella and then when he borrowed a beard and jumped on the Santa train at SantaCon '06 and we snuck around together having secret conversations. We talked lot's about what might happen if he ever went to jail (he kept saying he might, but he never did...), 'cause I work there. I always promised him I'd give him an extra sack lunch.....

The world is sorrier now that FP is gone.. I know that I am. He was a real shiny little penny. And the best indin ever, s'far as I can tell.... Bye FP!! Love you schritz & bizzles!! I got that sack lunch waiting......
April 18, 2007
RIP Fuckerpants
count me in with the others that are looking forward to meeting you in person the next go round.

love,
alv
April 18, 2007
I'm really going to miss getting all cranky with you when you knock at my window at 2:30am. :(
I'm really going to miss you calling me "Hanako", "Kitty" and "Gooba".
I'm really going to miss seeing your face light up and you getting all excited when I tell you funny stories.
I'm really going to miss your random cryptic PMs.
I'm really going to miss your smart-assed posts in various tribes.


I'm just really going to miss you, Pantsy!
April 18, 2007
i danced the only way i could last night for you. may the heavens cherish you and welcome you home.


April 18, 2007
So sad you are not here with us anymore, beautiful & brilliant & "crazy" & ultimately sane sweet being.
I liked you so very much from an online distance, and followed your brilliant writings here and on MySpace.

I too wish I could have met you.
Maybe meet you some other time, other way.
April 18, 2007
To a truly amazing beautiful human and talented individual. You will be missed here in this world and the other one totally benefits from your presence.

May your family and friends find deep healing and know peace and love in their hearts and may your impact on your part of this world always live on in many healing and creative ways.

I met you first in Love Cursed and exchanged lovely banter and heartfelt words. You are truly a GEM among men.

Queenie
April 18, 2007
FP, Jared, I wish I could have met you in person. You made me laugh many times with your outrageous and brilliant personality. Thank you for touching the lives of your fellow tribesters in many positive ways. Your presence here will be missed.
April 18, 2007
Phenominal Indin.
RIP brother.
See ya in the next world!
We'll jam!
April 17, 2007
I remember when I first joined Tribe, and some guy named "Fuckerpants" tried to friend me. I actually ignored it for a while - I had no idea you'd turn out to be one of the most brilliant people I'd meet here, and I'll always be sad I never got to meet you in person. Namasté.
April 17, 2007
I'mma always think of you at 2 am taco bell runs. You're a good egg, dude. mad respect.
April 17, 2007
Jared, you touched me. I honor you with my tears, but it is you who are honored to be among your ancestors now.

kisskiss bangbang
April 17, 2007
It is a cosmic mistake that Jared was with us for such a short time. He told me once that we all needed angels to believe in, even flawed ones. If heaven is true then most certainly there is one more angel among them and soon they will know how lucky they are.
February 16, 2007
the pants, the myth(s), the legend...
November 24, 2006
Happy Birthday!
Unsu...
 
November 8, 2006
We"re are due for a conjugal visit
February 10, 2006
Of Human bondage
he is mine
he makes me go aaaaaah
Unsu...
 
February 10, 2006
I hear he likes to carry around them pet snakes with him.
but thats just a rumor.
Unsu...
 
January 21, 2006
Hes just a young dingle berry hopper
and very exciting to take a piss with
November 2, 2005
...i adore this man.
part poet, part rebel, simultaneously unacessable and open, he stirs up my passion for electronic connection.
his humor is razor-sharp and always fitting, usually punctuated with some deep metaphor (or is it simile?).
one of these days i'm going to go up to seattle, share a beer and cigarette and leave my heart with him...
October 19, 2005
F*ckerpants: Man or Myth? It's so hard to tell.
I think the Fucker part is real, but I'm not so sure about the pants.
Unsu...
 
June 23, 2005
Arsenal won!

Just had to get that out of the way first. Now on to other things.
Oh FP - the pants you wear so well - yes you little f*cker - funny as hell yet subtle like a fine wine and shy growing to a sharp and fancy finish....oh the aftertaste you leave behind ;-P
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June 13, 2005
remember your roots
dammit your roots
mr big in the pantys. kisses to the midnight cowboy
thats it me and the whole drawer.
you wish.
go get uncle groovy and the great frisco freak out
and we can piss all over town. muah
June 7, 2005
You stole my damn testimonial....

fp = sexy hairless bitch
Unsu...
 
March 24, 2005
Whoa! did you know that Fuckerpants™ has a violet aura??
Well, it's TRUE!
March 17, 2005
"How do you feel about Fuckerpants™? "

I feel really good about fuckerpants.

really really good
February 18, 2005
Have you ever tried a FUCKERPANTS?
spiny & menacing on the outside
soft and sweet on the inside
the smell may put you off its track
but if you taste it after a mango
you'll never go back
Q
Q
offline 63
February 11, 2005
Have you ever tried a durian?
spiny & menacing on the outside
soft and sweet on the inside
the smell may put you off its track
but if you taste it after a mango
you'll never go back
January 18, 2005
I like you, Fuckerpants. Always have, always will. *finger snaps and points at Fuckerpants*

My first tribe crush still burns brightly. How could it not?
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January 12, 2005
I stole his pants.
November 24, 2004
I adore him.
August 27, 2004
To quote the longest word in the english dictionary:
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
August 14, 2004
Fuckerpants, aka Slutty Von Fucktardwitz, ie Jay Dubya, is the world's best (i.e. WORST) Wing-Man. Depending on the situation, he can impress you with his skills. Other times, watch out!!! Psyche! All in all, a good friend, even if we are, slowly, over the years, trading places and becoming dark reflections of each other's former selves. A scary thought.
Unsu...
 
Unsu...
 
July 19, 2004
Shameless.

:D
Unsu...
 
July 17, 2004
Fuckerpants is one fuckingcool cat!
April 3, 2004
slutty von fucktard has the biggest pair of testemonials ive never seen.
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