I haven't blogged in a while and so I thought I'd share the results of a "Dating Personality Type" Test I took. It said I was a Playboy of the "Random Gentle Sex Master" variety. Oh my! If only it were so.

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Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.

You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.

It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a guy you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with him. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.
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I think I know how I got pigeon-holed as a Cuddly Whore. It asked me many questions, but there were two that seemed to be the basis for this analysis: 1) # of Total Sex Partners 2) Last time I was in a relationship

The answer to #1 was definitely due to me living in SF for all of my twenties. The thirties have not been so kind. Which is where question #2 came in. Its been a long time. Not because I've been whoring around San Diego. Whoring generally requires 2 people! I just haven't dated anyone seriously during this decade of my life.

So, now this test is attached to my profile at a dating site and god only knows what kind of guy I'm gonna find (same as all the others?). I think I want a relationship, I'm just pretty sure I don't need one. That seems like a good place to be in life, but maybe its just going to leave me old and alone. The fact at this point is that I've got a lot of great friends and don't seem to require that deeper relationship right now. It feels sort of wrong to say that. Doesn't everyone need that deeper relationship?

Having said all of that, I still wouldn't mind some hot sex from unknown ports. Maybe I am the Random Gentle Sex Master?

So, I just wanted to vent and, anyways, American Idol is on. Not sure why I needed to share this.

End blog.

Magical Weekend, y'all. Thanks to everyone who was camping at the Phat Elvis Burbs, those who stopped by for drinks and those who took me on random adventures. Much love to you all!

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If you want a hi-res version of any of them, I'll send it to you via email.