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Patti

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joined on 07/21/03
last updated 12/18/08

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What's a Patti?

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SF Bay Area

about me

Just your average bisexual purple-haired degenerate gambling adrenaline junkie software geek nethead biker chick.

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Best City in the World

San Francisco as seen from Oakland's Middle Harbor Park, 2/21/2005

Stalk Me!

Re: Are there no (in SF BDSM) Dude, in all sincerity...

It's not what you're into that's creepy, it's the way you present yourself. There are lots of different ways that you could have started a discussion about your kinks, and about meeting people to share them. The appr... read more

discussion post on Wed, October 28, 2009 - 3:14 PM

Re: Are there no (in SF BDSM) Nah, not so much into stomping. I'd much rather flay scrotums with my singletails. Pity I'm not a real sadist.

discussion post on Sat, October 24, 2009 - 5:00 PM

Re: Looking for a new moderator (in Digital Photography) OK. Tag, you're it.

I don't think there's a lot of work involved-- we've effectively been without a moderator for several years. I cleaned up some of the listing and review spam that was on the tribe, but leaving it there doesn't really hurt ... read more

discussion post on Fri, October 23, 2009 - 10:55 PM

Re: new posts indicator not working properly (in Tribe.net Bug Reports) I *think* this would happen if you were getting bounced between servers.

Do you have "remember me" checked?

discussion post on Fri, October 23, 2009 - 5:39 PM

Re: Looking for a new moderator (in Digital Photography) I've heard no other nominations. Unless there's an objection, I'll make UCPhotog the new moderator in a couple of days.

discussion post on Fri, October 23, 2009 - 11:49 AM

Re: Looking for a new moderator (in Digital Photography) Volunteers are most welcome.

discussion post on Mon, October 19, 2009 - 8:57 PM

Re: 300 ppi/dpi questions (in Digital SLR) Oh, one other thing. Interpolation isn't a bad thing, and it will often happen "behind the scenes" when you make a digital print even if you don't intentionally do it. I believe that printers and printer drivers do it all the time.

Like many... read more

discussion post on Sun, October 18, 2009 - 11:46 PM

Re: Looking for a new moderator (in Digital Photography) If nominated, I will not accept. If elected, I will not serve. I don't want to be the permanent moderator-- I just took it temporarily so I could clean up the spam.

discussion post on Sun, October 18, 2009 - 6:44 PM

Looking for a new moderator (in Digital Photography) The moderator of this tribe has been gone for years. This hasn't been much of a problem, but when we got spammed recently there was nobody around to clean it up. I've been appointed temporary moderator of this tribe, and I've removed the spam fr... read more

discussion post on Sun, October 18, 2009 - 2:24 PM

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Livejournal de Moi

I wish for...

If you could change one thing about yourself, grant yourself one talent that you don't have, what would it be? I don't mean a superpower like flying, but something that some people are just good at.

I wish I could sing.

Wed, December 12, 2007 - 12:02 PM permalink

Agents sliding down the chimney

In today's edition of holiday cheer (wait, who are you and what have you done with Patti?), we have this hilarious video... thanks to

doooook.

And this Bing Crosby/David Bowie video has always been one of my favorites.

And now I'm over it... time to get back to being scrooge. We'll keep this little lapse in cynicism just between us, right?

Fri, December 7, 2007 - 10:27 AM permalink

PayPal moronitude

Although it isn't my primary address, I have a gmail account. I use it primarily for sending and receiving attachments, since my luddite shell mail client, wonder as it is, isn't so good at doing the attachment thing.

A few days ago, I got a "welcome to PayPal" message at my gmail account, followed by a payment confirmation for just over a hundred bucks for some specious weight-loss drugs. The payment confirmation had a name and address for someone in Kalispell, MT. Lovely. It was pretty obvious that they either typed in my address by mistake, or they intentionally picked a random email address... I'd guess the former.

PayPal also sent me a "veirfy your account" link. I didn't do that, but I tried to get login credentials for the account... no dice, I needed the credit card number. The verify-your-account link had no way of saying, "Hey, I didn't ask for this account."

First round with customer support. "We're sorry you're thinking of closing your account. Log in, click on the account tab, blah blah blah."

"It's not my account, you morons. Someone forged my email address."

"You need to contact your ISP. They recycle email addresses, and that's why you have a problem."

"This email address was not recycled. I just want it off the account."

"You need to contact your ISP about the recycled address."

Tilt. I called their customer service number, and went through the same thing this time in semi-realtime. "ISPs sometimes recycle addre..." "It's not a recycled address."

I got transferred up the line, wherein I repeated the cycle. At least this time he seemed to be able to actually parse English and figure out what I was asking, rather than just picking out a few keywords and reciting a canned answer. He says he's going to try to call her and get her to update the account... we shall see. Thus far it's taken me several rounds of email plus 30 minutes on the phone.

One of the really annoying things about this process is that everywhere I turned, they expected that I already had a valid account that I wanted to do something with... there was absolutely no concept of not having an account yet, or having an invalid/forged account. It was very annoying and stupid.

I'm not terribly impressed.

Fri, December 7, 2007 - 12:21 AM permalink

On Vox: What I brought back from London

I visited two excellent whisky shops while I was in London this time. Here's the haul:

There's a Bruichladdich, a Bowmore, and three different bottlings of Caol Ila. Yes, I like Islay malts... why do you ask?

Originally posted on patti.vox.com

Wed, November 28, 2007 - 2:31 PM permalink

Home!

I'm home! I sent a text message to my ride just before we pulled into the gate. From there, we parked the plane, I hopped off, went through immigration, waited for my luggage, went through customs, waited for my ride, went across the bay bridge, and headed upstairs into my loft. I set my suitcase down precisely one hour after I sent the text message... not bad!

Flights are supposed to be uneventful, and mine almost was. I like listening to ATC during takeoff and landing, and it's especially interesting in very busy airports. Heathrow is especially cool because you hear all sorts of different accents. Our landing today was looking pretty uneventful, until I heard a controller tell someone, "go ahead and cross the runway, but quickly... there's someone on short final." A few seconds later, just as we're about to touch down, I hear, "United 931 heavy, go around." The engines roar, and the plane starts climbing again.

Charming, Mr. Controller, charming. You probably burned a thousand bucks worth of jet fuel with that little maneuver.

As we were turning onto base, the controller gave us instructions to do something (turn left, blah blah blah, then clear to land) and our pilot responded with, "This all sounds vaguely familiar." And as the controller was handing us off to the next guy, he snarked, "United 931, hope this is the last time I talk to you."

I ran into the pilot at the baggage carousel, and he was not the least bit amused by the whole thing.

Mon, November 26, 2007 - 5:53 PM permalink

originally published at Patti

Things you can buy me!

Dear Diary

I think I'm done with Tribe

I never thought I'd say this, but I think I'm done with Tribe. There seems to be nothing of interest left here.

I checked the site several times over the long weekend, and almost every time the only new messages where in the Brainstorm tribe-- they're just flamewars, trolling, and idiocy, with no real content. None of my other tribes had any content at all. Zip, zilch, nada. There seems to be no there here anymore.

When NSA took over the helm, I had high hopes that they would do som... read more

Tue, May 26, 2009 - 8:15 PM permalink - 1 comment

Some History of Tribe

[I originally wrote this as a comment on someone else's blog, but it seemed like it wanted to stand alone. This is a slightly modified version of the original.]

The initial vision of Tribe was basically a mashup between Craigslist and Friendster-- the idea was that having real identities with listings would make them more appealing. Would you rather buy a car from a total stranger, or a friend of a friend? It was funded by two newspaper conglomerates who were looking for a way to get back... read more

Fri, November 28, 2008 - 6:13 PM permalink - 0 comments

Yes on 8 ads

ProtectMarriage.com seems to have a full-on Google assault today.

Every time someone clicks on one of their ads, they pay money to Google. If the ad is on Tribe, Google pays Tribe.

Let's help 'em out. If you see one of their ads on Tribe, click on it. Tell your friends to do the same. Let's cost the bigots as much money as possible.

Mon, November 3, 2008 - 12:51 PM permalink - 0 comments

VoyeuriS/M show in San Francisco

As some of you know, several photos from my Rope:Burn series are being exhibited at Stormy Leather in San Francisco. It is a group show, and I am pleased and humbled to be sharing the walls with some of the most talented and respected artists in the genre-- Michael Rosen, David Steinberg, Jim Duvall, and Lochai.

I have been documenting Mike West's outstanding Rope:Burn underground bondage cabaret shows for two years, and this exhibition is the first time the images are being displayed pub... read more

Fri, October 3, 2008 - 12:36 AM permalink - 0 comments

Patti's Plan for Saving Tribe

For those of you who don't read the brainstorm tribe--

brainstorm.tribe.net/thread/...1485ea71

Tue, September 16, 2008 - 12:09 PM permalink - 5 comments

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Bay Area Poker Club, BDSM, Briatribe, Caning, Citadel Singles ~ Tryst, Defuncted, Digital Photography, Digital SLR, Edges, Elliot on Tribe, Erotic Fiction, expHAIRiments, For The Love Of Musicals!, Ghetto Gourmet, Greenery Press, I Just Think It's Neat, Jack London District, Jack London Square, Mark's Update Tribe, Microsoft Sucks, Mo's Stuff, Motojava Cafe, National Public Radio, Nerd The F*ck Out, Netcentives, New to BDSM (Uncensored), Oaktown, Party Poker / Empire Poker, PHOTOSHOP, [moderator]

Poker Players, Polyamorous - Atheists, power exchange sexclub, Primal parties - 2010 dates TBA, QA, [moderator]

Recipe Exchange, Rope::Burn, Schadenfreude, [moderator]

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I pay these people

Paul

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December 6, 2006

Like there's any point to extolling the virtues, or lack of said virtues, in an outdated usenet wannabe like tribe?

If the colors of evil are purple and pink, then Patti is evil incarnate.
She also happens to be way too smart for her own good.

...oh, and those are compliments.

Teresa

June 20, 2006

Oh, goddess of impulsive bagpipe buying....I'll never be able to look at unagi the same way again...or bass players for that matter.

A simple adjective for such a complex woman- beautiful.

Unsu...

June 18, 2006

What a wonderful friend, confidante, supporter and advocate! Patti's heart shines through with integrity humor and love. I'm honored to have her in my life!

P-Air

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April 22, 2005

Patti is the best, sweetest most giving person I know, and that's not just me talking, but the truffle inside my oh-so happy belly :-) Some times I just feel like a puppet being commanded around by my addictions, and Patti was my pusher today :-) Thanks Patti, you rock!!!

Nort...

November 26, 2003

Patti is the most wonderful woman with oddly colored hair that I've ever met.

Really. No, seriously.

Hell of a poker player, too. And she drinks single malt scotch. I mean, really, what more could you ask for?

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