Male

45

I put too much sugar in my coffee. I laugh when the bad guy gets kicked in the nuts. I don't squeeze lemon on my Pad Thai. I cry at the movies, but I won't admit to it. I fry mushrooms in butter at midnight. I think thunderstorms are a reason to stop work and watch. If I am having fun I tend not to pick up after myself. I do not understand parsley. If I am depressed I tend not to pick up after myself. I think celery is a sick joke. If I am busy with work, I tend not to pick up after myself. Plastic garnishes throw me into an unthinking rage. I do not expect anyone to pick up after me unless they are paid to do so. I am almost never late. I always manage to get lost. My sense of humor is dry, wet, wicked, usually inappropriate, and can occasionally cause a scene. What little shame I have is well hidden. My martini's are always ordered dry, with two olives. The worse I feel, the better I dress. I blush easily, but always blame it on the weather. I snore. I am irreligious, but never irresponsible. I am both spirited and spiritual. I am the butt of my best jokes. Reading is as important as breathing. I have never used a bookmark successfully. I am passionate about my career. I am passionate about my friends. I am passionate about freedom. I am passionate about poor spelling