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Indiana Primary Celebration
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 3:11 AMTiger had arranged with me a couple days ago to come over Tuesday night. And then I mention to Glen that Tiger's coming over and he's welcome to join us. Well he even gets there early. We get things set up. All my toys set out waiting for Tiger's arrival.
So some election talk. But lets remember what we all got together for. Now how we going these guys pounding some butt. Hey, it's the old trading swats game! Actually a somewhat new game.
So, guys, this is what we do! We each pick a toy. And give the two other guys one swat with it. There's three of us, so each of us gets two swats. Put away those toys (we each picked one). Each pick a second toy. And give the other two guys 2 swats. We each get 4 swats. Put away those three toys. We each pick a third toy and each give the other two 3 swats with that one. We each get 6 swats.
Got the idea? See how it's adding up? You think the number of toys is dwindling? Not really. Bill got a lot of toys. So we go around and around, each round picking a new toy and increasing the number swats by one, which is really an increase of two swats because we each have two spankers.
And how many toys did each of get to pick? And how many did each of us get to feel? 17!!!!! That's 17 X 2!!!!!
So each of us go 1 swat + 1 swat + 2 swats + 2 swats + 3 swats + 3 swats + 4 swats + 4 swats ....... + 17 swats + 17 swats.
Big number really. Now Tiger and Glen are used to taking lots of swats. Bill of course is a wimp. So I say to Glen later, I'm sorer than I've been in quite a while. And just says, "I'm not!" He's such a tough guy!
And then there's one belt left over. So we pass it around and each give the other two 20 swats bare butt. Dang! Like I wasn't sore enough! My old butt had to take 40 more! Just play! Right? ---Right!
It was fun!
Oh well, Obama got spanked in Indiana!
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