Penny is a girl not to mess with!

Not only will she run circles around you and twist your brain with her funky punky style, but she can cut you down with the world's worst curse in more languages than I can name (don't ask me what what the curse is, because the mere mention of it could shock the faint of heart into an arrhythmia, and I have no wish to have your death on my conscience). Now that she's on her way to becoming a lawyer, she's becoming ten times as dangerous.

On the other hand, Penny is a sweet and wonderful friend, and I am lucky to have met her and delighted that she's in my part of the country now, so that we can see each other when the evil law school professors let her out of her cage. She is creative and kind, and hanging out with her is always an adventure - you never know where you or your conversation will go next...