Ladies and gentlemen, let me direct your attention to the creator of the mind-bending animation series Aeon Flux and Alexander: Reign. Do not fret for the plebeian adverts that precede these incredible new revelations as to the truth behind reality becomes apparent in the dross-clad container of a commissioned re-invention of a tired old intellectual property with huge tits.

That's the aforementioned heroine in heaven, you see. Highly interesting, my friends. For immediate watching. Apologies in advance for lame flash interface, but it's worth it, I promise.

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