Male

32

I'm cute as a button and I have a tendency to lose my marbles, they keep falling through the holes in my hands. I think laughter is best thing in the world second only to love. I'm an ENTP. I've got a fucked up sense of humor, if u don't get me, your not the only one. Honest. 99% BS and drama free. Jocund on the good days, a very enerjectic "morning person". REALLY bad at spelling, I've got a thing for etymology. I'm idealistic, fastidious, multifarious, eccentric, neurotic, eclectic, erratic, electric, esoteric, acroamatic, orphic, anomalous & I do try my best to see the world through technicolor glasses at all times.
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On to the things am disenfranchised with / don't have any place what so ever in my reality: people who drive 65 in the fast lane, users, organized religion, traffic cops/parking enforcement, guys who try to act like girls (let me qualify that "ACT" like girls), linear time, drama, insomnia, being politically correct, people who stereotype themselves and can't see that we're all the same underneath all of our bullshit. The Olsen twins. Fundamentalist "anything" christians / jews / islam / whatever, come on you have "FUN" in your name... get a sense of humor or get off the cross. Coked-up housewives, 99.9% of the SUVs and people who drive them here in LA, coked-up housewives that drive SUVs, flakes, people with no ambition, fakes, LA clones, guys, cats (I'm allergic), starbucks, Tori Amos, rednecks, Bush, stupid people that are happy being stupid, "affirmative action", guys who are REALLY into Disney annnnd last but not least pleather.
_____________________________________________________________ Vanilla is great, but doesn't psychedelic mocha almond pistachio with tie-dye sprinkles on top and lots of whipped cream sound it'd be one hell of allot more fun?

"humans are allot like cattle, watch your self around 'em or you'll get hurt and don't be afraid to use a stun-gun when situation presents it's self"