Have you ever met Phil's alter ego? His name is Demetrious. Phil came to my wedding, but Demetrious told me my new last name sounded like a stripper. Phil took me to my first Burning Man, but Demetrious attends 12-step programs. Phil is a really awesome DJ, but Demetrious listens to satanic remixes of Nine-Inch-Nails. Phil is a Libra, Demetrious is his Scorpio Moon. Phil calls me Leslie, but Demetrious calls me Lola. It may sound corny, but I'm serious when I say that ever since I met Phil/Demetrious, my life has changed immensely and for the better...and this is no coincidence. I will forever be grateful to Phil and his alter ego for sharing his music, his friends, his friendship, and his alter ego with me.

Phil is one of the greatest people I know!!! I'm honored to have him as a friend. He's the coolest dork I know!!! :)

Phil and I tend to have these intense conversations, where our words fall all over each other, simultaneously, and we end up jumping up and down and shrieking "EXACTLY! EXACTLY!" and terrifying passersby. But that's OK. *WE* know what we mean. Phil is multitalented, multilingual, and multistrange, and I am honored to number him among my close friends.