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Matthew J.

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I've heard lately that some people like to go rollerskating at this little night club where you have to continually turn in a circle like farmed fish. I say to these people that they don't know what a rollerskating party is.

This Wednesday is going to be a real rollerskating party.

A real roller rink the size of an airplane hanger with wooden floors. Ms. Pac Man. Gay men doing rollerskating moves that you've never thought possible. I assure you that it will be the most oddly fun ... read more
Mon, September 24, 2007 - 1:09 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
Tonight is Gay Underwear Skate Night.

This night is going to be amazing. Amazing. Gay Underwear. And the rollerskating.

It is going to be like this:

We meet at 6:30. Leaving at 7. 3359 Cesar Chavez @ Mission. 6:30

$20. The bus ride. The entrance to the roller rink. The skate rental.

Email me with questions: herbiehatman@gmail.com
Wed, June 27, 2007 - 10:57 AM permalink - 2 comments
 
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May 1, 2007
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his boogers don't taste too bad.
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April 7, 2005
Mattew always leaves me speechless...
April 2, 2005
So, all I have to say is:

There's nothing better than bike riding into Berkeley from Oakland with Matthew, sharing a milkshake, being fed chocolate, and failing miserably at trying to juggle together.

Except when on the same day he finds rollerskates that fit perfectly and then carries them all the way back to Oakland.

He's a good one, and I wish I could keep him in my pocket all the time. Never a dull moment.....

(okay, welding is a bit more fun than hanging out with Matthew, but that's why we have to get him welding...)
March 31, 2005
this one. :):):):):):) he is fun. activational as the sun. and just when you might have thought his act is done- he has just begun.

dr.sugarshaker, heartbraker, mythmaker, realityshaper

me-o mi-o stage taker.

S K Y staker not that he need stake a place in the sky, for the other stars could never forget him, one of the brightest......his light is........
January 16, 2005
Matthew likes Monkeys!

He also likes dead things, leather, spikes and eating dolls.
Matthew travels around selling suctionless vacuum cleaners and his patented curitive snake oils, salves, balms and elixirs.

Matthew is my most favoritist partner in crime, although we can never figure out who's on first. We like to stick things in our faces. Matthew was last seen in Antartica playing with penguins.

If you are lucky you will see Matthew bouncing through your town.
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