Really Real Rollerskating Party

I've heard lately that some people like to go rollerskating at this little night club where you have to continually turn in a circle like farmed fish. I say to these people that they don't know what a rollerskating party is.

This Wednesday is going to be a real rollerskating party.

A real roller rink the size of an airplane hanger with wooden floors. Ms. Pac Man. Gay men doing rollerskating moves that you've never thought possible. I assure you that it will be the most oddly fun and wholesome environment you have experienced on a Wednesday night in Redwood City.

We're going to be meeting at Ritual Coffee Roasters on Valencia St. at 7 PM. The train departs at 7:30. Our conductor is the infamous ex-circus ringleader Chicken John. Bring $20. It will cover roller skate rental and entrance and transportation. I bet there will even be a libation for you.

As of right now there is still room for you and a friend, but please rsvp so I can ensure you a spot on the bus.

Oh yeah.... wear gay underwear.

email: HerbieHatman@gmail.com with questions.

Gay Underwear... and skating.

Tonight is Gay Underwear Skate Night.

This night is going to be amazing. Amazing. Gay Underwear. And the rollerskating.

It is going to be like this:

We meet at 6:30. Leaving at 7. 3359 Cesar Chavez @ Mission. 6:30

$20. The bus ride. The entrance to the roller rink. The skate rental.

Email me with questions: herbiehatman@gmail.com