Wow! It's hard to believe this *woman* is such a youngin'. I have had the honor & pleasure of seeing Miss Thang blossom into a beautiful and graceful, um...young lady? She rocks so hard that I've fallen out of my chair!

Sarah rocks. She's so cute and fun to be around. She really helped pull me out of a rut recently, and I'll be forever thankful for her support. I'm especially looking forward to getting goth with this one some day. >:)

I try not to leave home on the weekends without Sarah, the greatest party accessory ever made. How else can I properly hunt down BJ dishin' Polly Pockets? She's such a fantastic cook, I want a wife like her someday. A wife who will make me dinner, then pack me a bowl, make me a drink and then throw on some good 70's porn. They just don't make them like Sarah anymore. :(

Intelligent, talented, funny, pretty, witty, wise....the list can go on for days. Sarah is awesome....

"The knife he stabed you with. It I keep with me always."

Sarah is sweet, fun, kind, smart, cuddly, sexy, and all-round good to be near.