Show Me Your War Face
Stolen from elsewhere...
Wed, February 13, 2008 - 7:54 PM
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
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2) What was your dream growing up?
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3) What talent do you wish you had?
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4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
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5) Favorite vegetable?
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6) What was the last book you read?
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7) What zodiac sign are you?
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8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
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9) Worst Habit?
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10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
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11) What is your favorite sport?
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12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
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13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
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14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
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15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
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16) Do you have any pets?
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17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
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18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
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19) Are you monogamous, or non-manogamous?
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20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
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21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
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22) What color eyes do you have?
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23) Ever been arrested?
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24) Bottle or can soda?
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25) If you won $10,000,000 today, what would you do with it?
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27) What's your favorite place to hang at, outside of your home?
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28) Do you believe in ghosts?
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29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
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30) Do you swear a lot?
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31) Biggest pet peeve?
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32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
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33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
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35) Do you believe in God or a higher power?
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36.) Do you like to be touched?
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37.) What is your top trouble spot for bodily aches and pains?
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38.) What do you like to talk about?
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39.) Describe a great evening or outing.
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40) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
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Fri, April 11, 2008 - 4:33 PM
Ask and ye shall recieve
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. Yes, absolutely. Married to a really hot blonde who's my soulmate. 2) What was your dream growing up? A. I wanted to be a lot of things: A priest, an actor, a footballer, a knight, a fireman, a cop... I've been alot of things that I won't discuss here, but I'd still like to be an actor. And maybe a high priest, but I guess that's the same as acting. 3) What talent do you wish you had? A. To make any living being in line of sight to orgasm at my will without touching them. 4) If I bought you a drink what would it be? A. A Bloody Mary made with Tito's vodka. 5) Favorite vegetable? A. Kale 6) What was the last book you read? A. Heiho Kaden Sho, (Family Transmitted Book on Swordsmanship) by Kamiizumi Hidetsuna, Yagyu Muneyoshi, & Munenori Muneyoshi 7) What zodiac sign are you? A. Scorpio 8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. A. No tattoos, I think they are a sign of insecurity. I only permit myself naturally acquired scars. One piercing. For her pleasure. 9) Worst Habit? A. Lowering my self discipline. 10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? A. Probably not. I'm kind of untrusting. Unless I recognized you, then I'd offer. 11) What is your favorite sport? A. To watch; Minor league baseball. To play; Football. 12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude? A. Such duality. I have a pragmatic attitude. 13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? A. If you are a woman, see number 3 above, until help arrives. If you are a male, we'd work toward getting ourselves out. 14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? A. My childhood. 15) Tell me one weird fact about you. A. I had the foresight to stop being a Republican in 1999. That was a BIG step for me, but then I've always known he is an idiot. 16) Do you have any pets? A. Yes. I will maintain the presence of 1 - 3 dogs with me for the rest of my life. 17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly? A. You like coffee, or tea, or water? Beer or wine? I've got a nice roast I was thinking about making.... 18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!) A. "Wait and see." I rarely go by the first impression. 19) Are you monogamous, or non-monogamous? A. I'm willing to try polyamory, but the wife isn't, and since it's a group decision no matter how big or small the group is, we don't. 20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? A. I'd get my nose altered. Been broken in brawls, and I don't like its overall shape. 21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? A. Your conscience. I'm not going to force you to behave, however. Your parents should have done that a long time ago. 22) What color eyes do you have? A. Brown 23) Ever been arrested? A. Nunya 24) Bottle or can soda? A. Bottle, but I'd drink a can in a pinch. 25) If you won $10,000,000 today, what would you do with it? A. Pay off debts, buy an electric car and a couple of horses, and about 1000 acres... somewhere I have in mind. 27) What's your favorite place to hang at, outside of your home? A. A little cafe/bar not far from home. They have great food and I like the employees. 28) Do you believe in ghosts? A. Yes. I've seen ...some things. I believe it to be what people call "ghosts". 29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? A. Organize my life to make it more efficient. 30) Do you swear a lot? A. Yes. Very colorfully and creatively and sometimes forcefully. Sometimes humorously. 31) Biggest pet peeve? A. The far left and right. Would like to throw anyone who mouths off a little too partisan into an arena to duke it out. Would pay good money to see Limbaugh and Coulter face off against Moore and O'Donnell. O'Reilly vs. Olberman would be good, but Olberman hasn't quite mouthed off enough yet. He's just a little too reasonable. But barely. 32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? A. Eclectic 33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? A. You betcha. 35) Do you believe in God or a higher power? A. Haven't seen any conclusive evidence one way or the other of any gods, but I'm convinced there is an afterlife. See number 28. 36.) Do you like to be touched? A. Depends on how I'm being touched more than who, and more on who than why. 37.) What is your top trouble spot for bodily aches and pains? A. My back. 38.) What do you like to talk about? A. Ideas. Concepts. Events. Issues. Likes/dislikes. You know, life and living. Real stuff. Not fiction. 39.) Describe a great evening or outing. A. An idealized one, or one that has actually happened? Last one I had was taking the wife to a comedy show then fighting afterwards and then making up. Pretty great making up, too. She's good. 40) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? A. Yep. |
