James's Photo Album

Wildhawks logo

2008-04-27T03:06:07Z

This is the logo for the Waterloo Wildhawks. I strove to make it the same on every shirt. Unfortunately, in this picture the back of the shirt shows through the thin cotton.

Waterloo Wildhawks shirts

2008-04-23T04:14:57Z

Here are the T-shirts I had airbrushed for the Waterloo Wildhawks Varsity basketball team. Seventeen of them in all. It took me about a week to do them. It seems like the guy that hired me to do them paid me with a bad cheque though. It looks like I have to threaten him with legal action to get my money now.

Me with a Waterloo Wildhawks shirt

2008-04-23T04:08:45Z

This is me holding up one of the long sleeved T-shirts I did for the Varsity basketball team called the Waterloo Wildhawks. The man who hired me is the assistant Coach of the University of Waterloo basketball team. To my surprise and dismay, shortly after I delivered the shirts to him, the cheque he gave me for the shirts bounced. Well, I suppose if he wants to stop dribbling basketballs and start dribbling cheques he had better be prepared to play ball in another kind of court. Not basketball court, LEGAL court. Bouncing a cheque is FRAUD, and it's pretty easily traced back to the name of the guy who wrote the cheque. Seems pretty foolish to get a criminal record over a $200 cheque, doesn't it?

Bosnia Helmet, left side

2008-04-23T03:40:02Z

This is a photo shot of the Bosnia helmet from the left side, showing the white stars against the blue background. There is still masking tape on the vents and the visor of this helmet, because it hasn't been clearcoated yet.

Bosnia Helmet, right side

2008-04-23T03:36:23Z

This is the same design of the bosnian flag shown from the right side.

Bosnian Motorcycle Helmet back

2008-04-23T03:28:09Z

This is a view of the helmet from the back. I painted an outline of the borders of Bosnia as the client had requested, along with the letters 'BiH'. There is still masking tape over the vents. This helmet hasn't been clearcoated yet.

Bosnian Motorcycle Helmet

2008-04-27T03:08:06Z

This is a motorcycle helmet I painted. There is still masking tape and masking paper on the helmet's visor and vents because the helmet hasn't been clearcoated yet.

Blasphemy

2008-04-09T04:59:49Z

Y-M-C-A. Going to hell has never been funnier!

Frankenbike

2008-02-03T23:53:30Z

This is my 'basket case' motorcycle so far. It's a Honda Nighthawk in the front and a Harley Sportster in the rear. It still needs a lot of work to get up and running. Hopefully I will be able to ride it this summer.

Pander Bear

2008-01-28T11:14:00Z

Ron Paul, panderer. Pander bear.

Warning! Ron Paul!

2008-01-28T10:21:27Z

Warning! Ron Paul may contain traces of hypocrisy, pandering to special interest groups, logically contradictory statements, diametrically opposed positions and fanatical followers.

As I lay me down to sleep.....

2008-04-09T05:01:30Z

As I lay me down to sleep... I pray the Lord my soul to keep.... If I should die before I wake.... AW, FUCK!

Batcycle

2008-01-27T23:23:50Z

Taken on the set of the new movie, this Batman motorcycle is to regular motorcycles as the Batmobile in the first movie was to, say, a Toyota Camry. Plus, I think those things on the front are guns. Yep, this baby has guns like the Batmobile. What is that wetness we're feeling? Urine or saliva? It's both! (Link opens in new tab) http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/i.m-batman/batmans-motorcycle-revealed-269852.php

Llama Sex

2008-01-20T08:08:34Z

This is a picture for 'Llama week'

The real reason why there is no captial punishment in Canada...

2008-03-28T14:53:56Z

If only the RCMP could have figured out how to organize a firing squad!

Chillen's in da Womb

2008-01-13T20:54:03Z

These children are chillin'. How laid back can you be?

Cray-zee Wolves

2008-01-13T20:52:23Z

Sure, there are mad dogs, but some wolves are just plain cray-zee.

Man's eye exam.

2008-01-13T18:52:13Z

Can you tell me what the women on the bottom row are doing? If masturbation really makes you go blind, then Optometrists figure they can make more sales of spectacles with this chart.

Man's remote

2008-01-13T11:49:18Z

When android lovers become the norm, this is what the remote control might look like.

Chicken Hawks

2008-01-13T11:47:28Z

The evolution of the chicken hawk.

BORGIA ; THE POPE ENTERING PANDÆMONIUM

2008-01-10T15:48:29Z

PENCIL, BLOOD, MENSTRUAL BLOOD, A SINGLE LINE OF WHITE OIL PAINT, ON PAPER APPROX. 18" X 24" | NICK KUSHNER © 2007 This stuff is brilliant work. This is the website which I found it on, along with some of the music I grew up with listening to in high school and University. "The Pope hung upside down" by the British musicians 'Coil'. http://thethirdangelsounded.com/drawings/borgia.php Here is a quote taken from Nick Kusher's website 'Thethirdangelsounded'. "The Pope entering Pandæmonium under the aegis of the Whore of Babylon with canvas pealing back to reveal a glimpse of the Beatific Vision of Hell. One of my most involved and symbolism referential artworks to date with nearly every element, title included, having intentional, multifaceted and deeper intricacies (from The Renaissance to Present). The Pope died April 2 2005, with photos of his corpse and funeral procession surfacing on nationwide front pages two days later on my girlfriend's birthday. To this day I futilely hold that it was my grand birthday gift to her. Dually an acknowledgement that the lineage of Popes as being nothing more than a continuation of the position of Holy Roman Emperor, with the conversion to Christianity in the Fourth Century AD being for political reasons alone to maintain subjugation of the Empire's growing dissident factions of Christian sects. All present day "Christian" holy days, for example, were placed to coincide with Pagan days of occult celebration (Christmas / The Winter Solstice ; Easter / The Spring Equinox ; All Saint's Day / The Fall Equinox, etc.) to merely, and feignly, appease under a different banner and maintain the devotion of the Romans to Rome. Though certain Protestants may find this to be a favourable depiction, with all of their fanatical and blindly unstudied beliefs of Catholicism as idolatry and it's place as the instrument of the Devil, I find Protestantism with their newly contrived rituals and complete lack of efficacy of original antiquity, to be far too despicable and plainly dumb to even acknowledge their existence."

Airbrushed skull on Toilet seat

2008-01-05T10:15:35Z

Toilet seats are one of the things which I would like to airbrush and sell for people. I was thinking of family crests, although someone pointed out that this is the sort of thing that people would definitely NOT want airbrushed on a toilet seat cover. I like this image of a skeleton climbing out of the toilet. Something about it speaks very strongly to me, as though it was an aspect of my life.

Grey Owl

2008-01-05T01:36:47Z

This is Grey Owl. He has about as much Indian blood in him as Winston Churchill does. Environmentalist, Conservationist, Native rights activist, Author, Animal lover, Bigamist, Fraud, and Drunkard. This man single-handedly perpetrated one of the greatest hoaxes in the twentieth century. http://www.histori.ca/minutes/minute.do?id=10191

Mr.Death

2007-12-25T06:10:29Z

This is ManWoman's character Mr. Death. Mr. Death's motto is "Catch 'ya later!" See more of his amazing artwork at http://www.freewebs.com/manwomans/index.htm

Welcome Home

2007-12-23T22:30:16Z

here is a painting by Man-Woman of his character, Mr.Death. This is not meant to be a scary version of death, more like a friendly Master of ceremonies that upon the moment of physical death, welcomes the 'soul' home again. http://www.freewebs.com/manwomans/index.htm