It's been too long (way too long) since we last had fun together. We needed to take some time off to recharge our batteries, but we also needed some time to create and develop more carnage and mayhem for you to enjoy. But now that we are ready, we've unfortunately run into a rather nasty roadblock.

It seems our reputation for being a bit messy has caused theaters and spaces to be afraid of us (and if you've seen our shows, you know their fear is warranted.) Simply put, we can't find a place to perform. Owners and managers have refused, denied, and backed out because they find us too messy for their tastes.

So we're reaching out to all of you, our fans, for suggestions or contacts. If you know of a space or someone with a space who might be willing to rent out to us and our antics, please let us know. We really need your help. We're just about out of options on our end. Ideally, we'd like to stay in the San Francisco Bay Area, but we're open to any and all suggestions.

If you could please email us at admin@primitivescrewheads.com with your ideas or suggestions, that would be great.

So, it might be a while till we see each other again and get to spray blood all over you, but don't worry, we will find a way somehow, because much like the killer who won't die...

We will be back.

Buckets of Blood Forever,
The Primitive Screwheads