This has been going 'round LJ lately, and I kept thinking I'd already posted it, but I actually posted to Tribe. So, for posterity and such, though I'm late to the party, so late half the people have gone home and the other half are too drunk to talk.
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miss_mimsy, it seems to have been made by a 16-year-old. Tops.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, and have.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Generally night, due to scheduling more than anything else. Nothing like a morning when no-one has to be anywhere anytime, though!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Usually the right, when lying face up. Sometimes the middle.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Yes, please! Actually, fish, if it's from a trustworthy source. My stomach is the canary in a coal-mine of stomach bugs.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Once, yes. I had an acquired lactose intolerance which I discovered on the way back from dining out.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No.
7. Shower or bath?
Quick shower to get the worst grime off, followed by a long hot bath with scents and bubbles and turning on the hot tap with my toes to prolong the relaxation, followed by a rinse in the shower. But usually just a shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
No.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Usually mexican, for a very Californized value of Mexican. I like the melted cheese.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Why limit myself? Both have their enticements.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Several someones.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Tribe Answer:
There are two people on to whom I haven't spoken in person. One works Dickens and I will figure out who she is and introduce myself, some year, maybe this. One is a former teen idol, which I did not realize for over a year.
LJ Answer: No, I've probably met about 3/4s of them IRL. LJ lends itself to reading interesting friends-of-friends and people of whom one is a fan.
13. Love or money?
Wouldn't give up love for money, both would be nice.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Debit cards. And cash. Carrying cash and staying away from ATMs is the first step to a healthy budget.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Not really.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
I like to sleep comfortably and take long baths.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
On a BART train. Or behind a waterfall.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Would have to be a life-changing amount. Maybe a hundred thousand (If it were, say, a million, I'd be wealthy enough to be charmingly eccentric.) I'd do everything but the head for a thou or so.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes, the Nob Hill Male in the early '90's. Not sexy.
20. Ever been to a bar?
*A* bar? No. Is this one of those memes that started in a high school? (Actually, I don't do much time in bars, but I have been to several.)
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No, though I and my party have been asked to quiet down in a few restaurants.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Who hasn't? Seriously. Has anyone on my f'list NOT?
24. Favorite drink?
In winter, peppermint hot chocolate, in summer a combo of mint, green and black iced tea.
As for alcohol, Bombay Sapphire, rocks or in any of several combinations. However, the sweeps' MaiTais are an impressive pick-me-up
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Bill Clinton would say I haven't.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, though not a public one.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, despite the urging of several sig-Os. I can't think of anything less titillating.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes. Again, has anyone on my f'list NOT?
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yeah.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yes.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Does the Dark Garden window count?
32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No. Only called somebody the wrong name in an argument, I think.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Buncha people already have!
Mon, January 21, 2008 - 1:05 AM
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I agree with
miss_mimsy, it seems to have been made by a 16-year-old. Tops.1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, and have.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Generally night, due to scheduling more than anything else. Nothing like a morning when no-one has to be anywhere anytime, though!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Usually the right, when lying face up. Sometimes the middle.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Yes, please! Actually, fish, if it's from a trustworthy source. My stomach is the canary in a coal-mine of stomach bugs.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Once, yes. I had an acquired lactose intolerance which I discovered on the way back from dining out.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No.
7. Shower or bath?
Quick shower to get the worst grime off, followed by a long hot bath with scents and bubbles and turning on the hot tap with my toes to prolong the relaxation, followed by a rinse in the shower. But usually just a shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
No.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Usually mexican, for a very Californized value of Mexican. I like the melted cheese.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Why limit myself? Both have their enticements.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Several someones.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Tribe Answer:
There are two people on to whom I haven't spoken in person. One works Dickens and I will figure out who she is and introduce myself, some year, maybe this. One is a former teen idol, which I did not realize for over a year.
LJ Answer: No, I've probably met about 3/4s of them IRL. LJ lends itself to reading interesting friends-of-friends and people of whom one is a fan.
13. Love or money?
Wouldn't give up love for money, both would be nice.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Debit cards. And cash. Carrying cash and staying away from ATMs is the first step to a healthy budget.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Not really.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
I like to sleep comfortably and take long baths.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
On a BART train. Or behind a waterfall.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Would have to be a life-changing amount. Maybe a hundred thousand (If it were, say, a million, I'd be wealthy enough to be charmingly eccentric.) I'd do everything but the head for a thou or so.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes, the Nob Hill Male in the early '90's. Not sexy.
20. Ever been to a bar?
*A* bar? No. Is this one of those memes that started in a high school? (Actually, I don't do much time in bars, but I have been to several.)
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No, though I and my party have been asked to quiet down in a few restaurants.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Who hasn't? Seriously. Has anyone on my f'list NOT?
24. Favorite drink?
In winter, peppermint hot chocolate, in summer a combo of mint, green and black iced tea.
As for alcohol, Bombay Sapphire, rocks or in any of several combinations. However, the sweeps' MaiTais are an impressive pick-me-up
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Bill Clinton would say I haven't.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, though not a public one.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, despite the urging of several sig-Os. I can't think of anything less titillating.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes. Again, has anyone on my f'list NOT?
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yeah.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yes.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Does the Dark Garden window count?
32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No. Only called somebody the wrong name in an argument, I think.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Buncha people already have!
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