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I especially like the Beevis and Butthead reference.
recommendation posted on Mon, October 24, 2005 - 8:38 AM
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For me, so far quitting smoking has been very much like breaking up with a poisonous girlfiriend: you know it's the best thing for you, but somehow you're still sad to have to dump her. And after you dump her, you miss her terribly. The grass...
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Saying good bye to my best friend tobacco
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Good bye, you've been great when I needed a friend to suck on. But no more! You were both good and bad, but more bad than good. It's too bad that while associating with you, most girls wouldn't associate with me. I probably woulnd't be leaving...
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What am I?
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It's hard for me to say exactly what it is that I am. It's hard for me to describe myself in a way that will make another person understand who I truly am. They always say its impossible to know what one looks like through other people's eye...
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For me, so far quitting smoking has been very much like breaking up with a poisonous girlfiriend: you know it's the best thing for you, but somehow you're still sad to have to dump her. And after you dump her, you miss her terribly. The grass begins to look greener on the other side. But you remind yourself that if you did go back you'd be taking poison again, just like you were before, and that things are really best without her. So then you just get sad and lonely. That's the way I ...
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Thu, August 11, 2005 - 2:13 PM
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Good bye, you've been great when I needed a friend to suck on. But no more! You were both good and bad, but more bad than good. It's too bad that while associating with you, most girls wouldn't associate with me. I probably woulnd't be leaving you if that weren't the case, but you know, I need to find a wife. My new friends, healthy diet and excercise, are going to do more in that area than you ever did.
Like any bad relationship, even though I am moving on to bigger and better things...
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It's hard for me to say exactly what it is that I am. It's hard for me to describe myself in a way that will make another person understand who I truly am. They always say its impossible to know what one looks like through other people's eyes. I don't know how all that well how I am perceived. Very few people in this world seem to understand who I am as a person, and here I am tyring to get people to understand it from a couple of hundred words in a post among thousands of others. Th...
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Mon, August 1, 2005 - 7:11 PM
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