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How Faire...
Thu, May 1, 2008 - 2:32 AM1. Tankard, Goblet, or Plastic Cup?
Goblet
2. Did you dress your 1st time at Faire?
No, but was dressed by parents
3. Big Faire, Dam Faire, or Southern?
King Richards Faire (Rest in Peace)
4. Do you regularly smuggle alcohol into Faire?
No, don't drink.
5. What was the last thing you bought - other than food and drink?
Hand bound book
6. Do you regularly pirate pictures?
I've been in pirate pictures, the verbage confuzzes me.
7. Ever followed the parade all the way thru Faire?
Can't say that I have.
8. Have you seen every show?
They keep changing them.. how could I?
9. MUST your costume be period?
Must, no. Should Yes.
10. Where was your last out-of-state Faire?
I count Northern Cal as out of state, cus all the peoples are different from who I know.
11. Do you know the words to a Poxy Boggards' song?
They have a topical cream for that now a days, right?
12. How many different costumes do you own?
By container volume, or by weight?
13. Do you carry a blade?
Yes
14. Have you been flogged?
In public?
15. When was your virgin year?
1979 I think. I was young so I don't remember so good.
16. Who originally introduced you to Faire?
My Mom and Dad.
17. Have you been drunk at ale stand zero before ever entering Faire?
No
18. Ever gotten a henna tat?
No
19. Had your hair braided?
Yes but that was long ago, the hair was long anyway
20. Do you use a tankard cover?
No
21. Do you have pockets?
Pockets are for men not comfortable enough with their sexuality.
22. Do you carry a cell phone where it can be seen?
No.
23. What part of someone else's costume do you wish you had?
boots, Ive seen some nice boots.
24. Ever had a run-in with security?
not really
25. Do you bother with Faire-speak?
Its contagious.
26. Have you been on either end of the blue ribbon?
huh?
27. What do you carry on you, that most other people probably do not?
String
28. Is sunscreen a normal part of your costume?
Irish blood + sun = lobster boy
29. What color is your shirt?
white
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Thu, May 1, 2008 - 1:14 PM
Ah!!! I see. That does make perfect ring ding sense.
Yeah, never owned a kilt. Never worn a borrowed kilt. (Think that would be worse than not owning one) |
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Thu, May 1, 2008 - 4:33 PM
1. Tankard, Goblet, or Plastic Cup?
What no styrofoam? Goblet tied to m' belt. 2. Did you dress your 1st time at Faire? Yes, as a peasant. 3. Big Faire, Dam Faire, or Southern? Blackpoint Forest 4. Do you regularly smuggle alcohol into Faire? Hmm...there's an idea! 5. What was the last thing you bought - other than food and drink? A hat 6. Do you regularly pirate pictures? I pirate lotsa stuff, just not without a computer. 7. Ever followed the parade all the way thru Faire? Nope, I like to watch. 8. Have you seen every show? Nope 9. MUST your costume be period? I try to keep it as authentic as possible, without going broke. 10. Where was your last out-of-state Faire? n'er been 11. Do you know the words to a Poxy Boggards' song? nope 12. How many different costumes do you own? One Elizabethan 13. Do you carry a blade? Naturally 14. Have you been flogged? Not at Faire 15. When was your virgin year? 1988 16. Who originally introduced you to Faire? An artist friend 17. Have you been drunk at ale stand zero before ever entering Faire? Ale Stand Zero? How'd I miss that?! 18. Ever gotten a henna tat? Yes 19. Had your hair braided? Yes 20. Do you use a tankard cover? I haven't a tankard. 21. Do you have pockets? Nope, just bags. 22. Do you carry a cell phone where it can be seen? Nope 23. What part of someone else's costume do you wish you had? A codpiece 24. Ever had a run-in with security? nope 25. Do you bother with Faire-speak? eh, I can't remember that archaic stuff anymore 26. Have you been on either end of the blue ribbon? Yup, on the business end 27. What do you carry on you, that most other people probably do not? extra socks 28. Is sunscreen a normal part of your costume? sure 29. What color is your shirt? white-ish |