I never had a truer friend. There's nothing harder than being seen for who you really are, and there's nothing better than being loved anyway. Thanks for yelling at me when I need it, and for listening when I yell at you. And thanks for not throwing things at my head. Well, except for that once.

Okay, if this is too sappy you won't post it. I think I'll add that you are a terrible cruel bitch and at times I'm frightened for my personal safety.

Is that better?