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24 YEAR OLD QUEER PUNK STUCK IN PRETTY BOI POSERLAND

[one]
I AM A SKATER (NOT A SK8R)

Ok. I own a skateboard AND know how to ride it. It gets used whenever there is a sunny afternoon. I don't play dress up at the mall and squeal "Girl, look at this fierce SK8R outfit I just bought".

[two]
I'M NOT BITTER (I'M FED UP)

I am frequently told that I am a bitch, or that I need to stop being such a hateful asshole. When in reality I am just pointing out the truth. (this usually comes after someone couldn't take no for an answer and had to be told explicitly that I was 100% not interested).

I am also (according to some) not gay enough. I don't care for the imperial court, the gossip column, or daddy/boy mister leather foolishness. I don't attend pride-fests and gay-days so I must be trying too hard to hide it or secretly homophobic. Maybe I am, because I will never be *GAY*. The stereotypes that spew from that word... I want no part of.

[three]
AM I LOW MAINTENANCE

Yes, Very. I don't take 1 hour showers, and then need 30 minutes to finish putting on makeup just to go stand in a dark bar.

I like Punk and Techno. See my list of CDs.

I am cultured but not refined. I am always a LITTLE rough around the edges and I am understanding about YOUR quirks because I expect you to have them.

[four]
LEARN TO READ

I am managing editor of a 'zine called HOMO.
www.homo-zine.com