Today a man died. Jerry Falwell, a reverend in the Baptist Church. I don’t rejoice in his death. My sincere condolences go out to his family. I do believe that all people have some good in them. I just don’t believe that all people do good things while alive. It is difficult to say, but I am glad that he is no longer alive. Further, I hope that the world doesn’t forget the horrible person that was Jerry Falwell.

Falwell on African Americans: “If Chief Justice Warren and his associat... read more

Two words: Madame Speaker

I like the way it rolls off the tongue. It just sounds beautiful, doesn’t it? Say it with me, “Madame Speaker.” It is, in deed, an historic day. It’s even an historic day for the fat Denny Hastert, former Speaker of the House. (Too fat to even stand and applaud?)

Now . . . I fully admit to being slightly jaded. An optimist I am not. I do believe that good things can, and do, happen; I just don’t believe that it will be a fun ride getting there. Most of ... read more

In the War on Christmas, I’m a Four-Star General.
The War on Christmas© uses a one finger salute.

Long about August when emotionally repressed,
sexually unfulfilled, fathers all across the nation
climb into their attics and drag out the decorations.

Spending hours upon hours checking each bulb,
they're happy just to be screwing something.
The War on Christmas© will bring freedom
to all people oppressed by Christmas fanatics.

Each year this insanity starts earlier.
Used to be... read more

It's all so clear to me know. All those soybeans I used to eat as a kid; they're to blame. How could I have not made that connection before? It's the natural progression: eat tofu . . . enjoy a dick up your ass.

No, seriously. I just read it online: www.wnd.com/news/article.asp

"There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is . . . the dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. S... read more

And maybe he answers prayers. Just maybe.

From Ted Haggard's sermon, just days before being exposed as a gay drug user: “Heavenly Father give us grace and mercy, help us this next week and a half as we go into national elections and Lord we pray for our country. Father we pray lies would be exposed and deception exposed."

Be careful what you wish . . . er, pray for.

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