It's all so clear to me know. All those soybeans I used to eat as a kid; they're to blame. How could I have not made that connection before? It's the natural progression: eat tofu . . . enjoy a dick up your ass.

No, seriously. I just read it online: www.wnd.com/news/article.asp

"There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is . . . the dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore."

In fact, I had tofu for dinner and I think I'm approaching an A Cup. Sweet Jesus, I've got bitch tits!

But then I read on: "Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality."

WHAT?!? A decrease in the size of the penis? Sexual confusion I can handle; but I like my penis just the way it is, thank you very much.

Do they just let any old idiot have a website? (Don't answer that, it was rhetorical.) Perhaps it was his years with Youth For Christ that made him a big fucking idiot. (www.jimrutz.com/)

Well, I'll give you on thing doc. . . it was either the tofu, or that vibrating butt plug.