Male

I do NOT suffer fools gladly, in fact I do NOT suffer them at all. Stop whining and blaming your parents or where you grew up or your economic status or anything else but yourself for how f 'd up your life is, grow a pair and take responsibility for YOUR actions and do something to make the world around you a better place and you MIGHT just get it. I believe the greatest compliment you can pay a man is to call him a "stand up guy". I value competence above almost all else, a man should be able to stop the bleeding, bake a cake, build a fire, give directions, take direction, calm a crying baby, clear a jammed MG42, write a poem, comfort a friend and do a quadratic equation in his head. I believe "shake it off" is one of the the most beautiful phrases in the English language. If you dont wake up every morning hoping you learn something new that day and are not currently reading at least one book then you are probably not my friend. I love my friends and am fiercely loyal. I will not only help my friends move the bodies, I will create the bodies if necessary. I have no use whatsoever for actors or rock stars or rappers or overpaid primadonna professional athletes or faux celebrities or CEOs or almost any living politician. I have never watched one second of any reality tv show, its goddamn tv not reality you morons! The real heroes in this world are the people who get up every day and do what they have to do, even when it would be so much easier not to. When it comes to drugs and alcohol; if you cant tell the difference between recreational with an R and wreckreational with a W I dont want to know you. If you are EVER rude to people in the service industry, you are just not nearly as cool as you think and it only shows everyone around you what an asshat you are, and you do deserve to die a slow and painful death. Learn to spell and punctuate and capitalize and construct a proper sentence before you get all clever and send me some incomprehensible email. Its OK to break the rules once you know them, until you do breaking the rules is just jacking off. You are not James Joyce or Henry Miller or Kerouac.