When the Xombies come, I want Ryan on my team.

Ryan is the bravest guy I know.
None of my friends has quite the capacity for striking fear into my heart for their safety and well-being like my daredevil-ist friend Ryan. He not only thinks outside the box to construct new models, he'll actually boldly venture forth to make them happen! It's easy to sit around idly and think up ideas, but Ryan always has a way of pushing you toward thinking of actual implementation. He takes humongous risks for incredible adventures, and while I am constantly afraid I'll receive notice that he's locked away in some random prison, a ransom note, or a call at 3am to tell me about dodging bullets, I can't help notice that he's living the life so many of us can only deal with on a movie screen.
Ryan is my favorite mad genius!!!!

He's also a really good friend who never hesitates to be straight with those around him, and such honesty is also signal of his bravery and madness.

I'm Lucy to his Charlie Brown!!

;       (OK, he's cool, too!)

Here's my theory, we where all going out for Halloween and Ryan and Brian where being poopie and didn't want to go. Hence "Broken". When I think of "Phone" Brian comes to mind. The conversation of "sex" was talked about before this, something about Octal sleeping with somebody. Lastly Ryan is an "Operator" in many things.
Ryan is a Broken Phone Sex Operator.

on a scale of 1 to Elite, Ryan scores an astounding 31337.