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last updated 02/17/15
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He looks just like his dad

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Case File:

about me
Sweet and sour. Detached yet engaged. Jaded, but still nice. I specialize in being a generalist.

He who fights monsters should look into it that he himself does not become a monster.

To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god. -Jorge Luis Borges
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KALX is trying to get a free booth at the Best of the East Bay party put on by the East Bay Express this coming August. If we get enough votes, we will won't have to pay for a booth. We have an almost non-existent budget and this would really help! If you love community radio, please help by clicking the link and voting for KALX.

Mon, July 13, 2009 - 12:30 PM permalink - 6 comments
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Lying-ass motherfuckers!

July 3, 2008
consider your tamaran hosed!
June 30, 2008
This "eats bald dick", no?
June 25, 2008
April 4, 2008
This notice is to inform you that you are officially under Bear protection from M-F 9 to 3.
You are a beautiful Creature loved by the Angels who watch over you, the Mother Earth,
the YOOniverse, the Spirit in Everything and of course...

Sooper Bear! at your service! Love, Hugs, OOF OFF and away!
January 10, 2008
I love to watch movies with her. were part and parcel: our conversations are far more intelligent and amusing than whats being shown, and we dont care if the whole damn theater knows it. you better stay at home with your HI FI if you want to hear that flick. Theaters are public places, and if the show is in her home, lookout. we'll make MST3K seem like a single polite whisper. love this lady!
September 11, 2007
Rebecca is a girl made of sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...

Praise JEEBUS!


May 20, 2007
dare iz sumptun bout rebecca dat meks mee tink i noze hur eban do we neber met.

i tink it iz cuz i kin feel her realness wite fwoo da cyber eeferz.

i likes hur balance between seeweeyus n pwayfulnus.

nut too menchun she iz beeyooteeful wif an amayjing smile dat warmz me hart.

mebee i will git to meet hur wun day. i will put dat out dare to da uniburse wite now.

now, datz good az dun.
May 13, 2007
Rebecca dearie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She burns hot and bright like a supernova, she's cool and smoove like buttah, she's smart as fook, she's funny as all get out, and she's one of the most loving individuals I've ever met in all me lifetimes. You blow me mind and pull me heartstrings!!!! Muahs and yeeeeeeoooooows!!!!!!!
May 9, 2007
Rebecca says that i am and have always been one of her very favorites! she LOVES me!! so all of you lowley creatures that are outside of her amazing glowing personna can just kick rocks. nyeh!!

*****LOVE YOU TOO, BAYBEE!!!!!****

call me anytime.


August 25, 2006
You kick ASS!!!

That's all I have to say.
August 12, 2006
what can I say about this amazing chick that everyone doesn't already know?? So fun to hang out with and an awesome neighbor - I'm *still* trying to take her out for a drink! Here's to you, Rebecca *clink*
February 10, 2006
Oh, how I wish I was a man or a lesbian so I could woo Rebecca and then have the memory of "the one who got away" for the rest of my life after she rejected me.

What can you say about such a saucy wench who's not just here for sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, but actually brings a supply to share. Well, that and some snark, but it's Grade-A Number 1 First Class Snark--none finer!
January 9, 2006
Certainly one kind soul!
Just read about her loss.
Now I see where her strength comes from!
Shy? Think not!
Some of most fun photo spaces on tribe; I always have to leave a comment!
Sounds cliche but, a smile (and a heart!) that could melt an iceberg!
Also one of the proudest mothers I've run into...I was raised by a single mom, so I can tell! Bless You Bad Mamma Jammer!
December 27, 2005
angel face and hot bod (verified bootilicious!!)

rebecca perfectly balances her halo with her devil horns.

she's an inspiration to strong, beautiful women everywhere.

so glad to call her my friend.
November 29, 2005
I just felt like sending you a hug for no particular reason. =D
September 5, 2005
Upon inauguration in 2013, President Rebecca will bring in an era of peace, prosperity and justice. No American will want for shelter, especially not the thousands of Washington neocons she'll crowd with a minimum of politeness into cells at Guantanamo before handing the keys back to Fidel.

Honest and brave in a world of jackrollers and chickenshit, effortlessly hip while others strain, Rebecca inspires loyalty and love by simply being what's best in all of us all the time. Her very name heralds a weaver of webs and enchantments, so to enter her life for even a short while is to be hopelessly entangled and loving it. Gentle, argumentative, sexy, righteous, nuturing, eloquent, fierce and unstoppable is she, to be neither trifled nor fucked with. There's a rare high-weirdness glow of genius about her.

I am proud to have seen with my own eyes this inspiration for every honky-tonk angel ballad ever written and prouder still to be in her short bus. She can drive my getaway car any time. xoxoxox
August 25, 2005
Alls I have for this girl is; my best sasses (a considerable bequest), love forever, honest talk, real special feelings, my concerned presence at an intervention (hers) that I don't much see happening (but would attend nonetheless), the last cold beer, the last molasses chip from a box of See's, personal shares that only my most realest friends ever get close to and hugs and hugs and hugs. Plus damn near anything else I've got that she could use. But that's it, no more...
August 25, 2005
Although I haven't known you for long, Rebecca -- I feel like I really understand you in so many ways. You're one tough cookie with a soft and warm and mushy center. I know this year has been filled with many difficult challenges for you, and sometimes things have looked very dim. But your courage in sharing your experiences and feelings with honesty (and being brave enough to expose your vulnerabilities) has certainly made me a richer person for knowing you. Thank you so much. I hope this dark period in your life follows that old cliche -- "it's always darkest before dawn." Cheers to the symbolic dawn of a new you! ;D
August 11, 2005
Rebecca eez ze ghoul wif ze moist cake. I fluff herr und yoo shooold, tooo. Shee eez who shee eeez whoo shee eez wif no appy polly loggees und no beans. I ham deelighted tou nose shee moistened ze xxxturd. Beesides herr goodly sharp brain, diddjoo nose shee sings veddy pwitty tou? Full ov surprises shee eez. I vant more Rebecca!
August 8, 2005
part NASCAR and part musique concrete, rebecca is more fun than a chainsaw and a sack of neo-cons. she'll smile sweetly and then rip you a new one if you bore her. if there aren't several underground comics starring her, something is terribly wrong. i want to carve her likeness from a big block of government cheese and present it to her under a full moon while the furies howl and she tells them to shut the fuck up.
August 8, 2005
Sweet Spitfire Rebecca! I love to give her squishy hugs!

She is amazingly smart and beautiful and has a great set of pipes! ;) I love me some Rebecca-Ho:)

Signed QueenE Pie Ho
August 6, 2005
Rebecca is a Science Vessel on a continuing mission to explore and patrol the Federation Side of the Neutral Zone, with her warp signature registered as Klingon on the other side of the Neutral Zone.

August 6, 2005

Both Subversive, and Exciting.
July 21, 2005
Rebecca is the sort of friend that if you need a kick in the ass, she will bring the romper stompers. If you need to be pulled up by the boot straps, she will bring the tongs. What I am trying to say is simple: She has a whole lotta implements. Just hope and pray you are lucky enough for her to aim them in your direction.

As soon they legalize poly marriages, I am totally hunting her down.

And she steals a mean boquet of flowers, too!
July 19, 2005
I would kneel before her and ask for her hand in matrimony, but she busted my kneecaps .. !

Rebecca is a righteous, warm and comical friend. Yeah, yeah, we know she can swear like a sailor, but did you know that she can fight like one, too ?
June 24, 2005
Ms Pinkie Marmite
has a lot of names
but in the end
they all mean the same
her heart mind and soul
are of the rare kind
full of goodness and loud delight

she spreads the light of the sun
wherever she goes
makes happiness flow
and rainbows glow
but I've not seen the lollipops yet

-then again may be I have
You are a sweet angel
May 27, 2005
How can I explain Rebecca. . .

She's like gumdrops and kittens,
And warm fuzzy mittens,
She's acid jazz fusion,
Bedazzled confusion.

She's nuclear energy,
Together we're synergy,
She's a goddess of glamour,

Damn, I love you beeeatch!!!
April 4, 2005
The disrobed nevus marsupials will
spleen and show us the corncob.

We will see the nursling pink ham hock!

Look for olive loaf.
February 18, 2005
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January 4, 2005
Dropping high explosives and goose hopping to the pulsation of the tasteless banquet. Sautéed cardiovascular vacuous detainment

-an array of the zenith nose-dive.

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as the unrefined transmit wedged imprecise soft accumulations.

Second revision advances the fixed appliance onward…

-report amendment doubled.

November 22, 2004
Ahh! The one with the tingly naughty bits.
An absolute sweetheart of a girl who is equally at home entertaining, provoking, flirting and generally livening up the place.
Apparently, she is a great puppeteer, too. [insert own comment about sticking her hand up my bum]
Plus, she does have a nice arse. Both when bedecked in scanties and bare for 'The Spread.'
And there was I, intending to keep this high-brow... Oh well, you know us limeys.
November 5, 2004
This girl is something else!! I am so lucky to have found this gem of a woman on tribe!! ((hugs)) If you do not know her yet, you are *truly* missing out. I believe she is what most women aspire to be: independent and bold while still being kind, sexy and caring. Oh, and there's more: she's a blast, she's honest, real, and down to earth. I must say, I completely admire her intelligence and sometimes sit in awe of just how wordly she is.

She is definitely keeper and she forever has my undying respect, adoration and friendship! ;) My sis-tah!!
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Women Who Rock!!!

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Love Offerings

Heat Miser proves her love yet again.
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Good Feelings

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was the camel toe really necessary?
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Hey, Dreamboat!

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Psycho in Heaven

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Where I like to clear my head

E'ville at dusk
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Henry Darger

See this movie: In the Realms of the Unreal
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Jesus told me to tell you...

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