I went to lunch with a friend recently, we work accross the parking lot from each other and haven't gone to lunch in 3 years. You think it would be easy - we both work in an office setting, we both have hour long lunches, and there are good restaurant choices accross the street but no. Finally we go and have wonderful lunch (Everyone should eat at Ulia's Deli regularly).

Anyway we were talking about current times and old times and I relayed a slightly embarassing yet amusing memory. I ... read more

I have received two disturbing bits of information from people I thought were reasonably intelligent recently. Both of these tidbits of information are medical in nature. One, I heard a friend say on Monday night; something peculiar about Anal Leakage of all things. Splenda causes anal leakage—did you know that? Apparently only Dr. Mercola knows for sure. I looked up Splenda and sucralose on the internet and every naysayer refers to ol’ Doc Mercola and he never sites or links actual stud... read more

I have finally completed my paperclip collection! It's a silly little habit here at work; everytime a style of paperclip different then our office norm comes across my desk I save it. I have now filled my paperclip holder entirely with these abnormal paperclips and I am absurdly satisfied. I have been collecting these the entire time I have been at this job and I have worked here almost five years now. Do you think I can put this on a job resume? Something like my persistance and abilit... read more

I hate moving. Nothing ever seems to get done concerning packing or sorting or cleaning unless I do it. I am on edge every day I had a breakdown and was cursing like a sailor last night at my family for not helping. If I stopped being such a bitch maybe they would help more.

On the other hand moving always makes me look at the crap I have accumulated and I end up wanting to take half of it to the dump. Ugly furniture that someone thought I might like, books that turned out to suck, clo... read more