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joined on 06/15/05
last updated 12/29/05
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June 16, 2005
You only need to see him sing karaoke once before you realize that this Macho Man has it all. If you need advice about moustaches, he's got to be your go-to guy.
June 15, 2005
I wish more people could dress as well as Brett!
June 15, 2005
Takes excellent photos of me while I'm prancing around making a fool of myself.
June 15, 2005
Holy shit this guy has some hairy balls
and good taste in women
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Things I've learned, or things I shouldn't say (blog entry) 1) It doesn't matter if your parental unit(s) was poor, a whore, a drug user, an alcoholic, in jail/prison, as long as they loved you and didn't abuse you. (Thanks Anthony)

2) Some girls are bigger than others, THANK GOD!!! (Thanks Morrissey)
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blog entry posted Thu, May 24, 2007 - 2:43 AM permalink - 1 comment
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Chris Conn - tattoo artist
( local favorites » other ) "Tattoo talent" Conn's great!!!
recommendation posted on Sun, December 11, 2005 - 7:45 PM
They say the first year is the hardest (blog entry) Maria and I have made it one year as a married couple. So if you want to celebrate Samhain, Halloween, All Hallow's day, Guy Fawkes, Dia de los Muertos, or simply come and raise a glass, we will be out tonight. Death Guild and Dark Sparkle are b... read more
blog entry posted Mon, October 31, 2005 - 1:29 PM permalink - 1 comment
General Rant (blog entry) A) All my friends have problems, some deeper then others. Myself included. This is what makes people endearing.

B) I think Sam hurt my finger last night when I tried to wrestle him out of the front seat of Dan's car. I CALLED SHOTGUN!!! Sam Nor... read more
blog entry posted Wed, September 14, 2005 - 12:00 PM permalink - 1 comment
Rant #2 (blog entry) I have sooooo many cool attractive single female friends and often they are depressed about the lack of material to work with here.

GUESS WHAT, It's San Francisco. If you want men move to Alaska.

On a serious note, guys, please stop being la... read more
blog entry posted Wed, September 14, 2005 - 11:47 AM permalink - 5 comments
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1) It doesn't matter if your parental unit(s) was poor, a whore, a drug user, an alcoholic, in jail/prison, as long as they loved you and didn't abuse you. (Thanks Anthony)

2) Some girls are bigger than others, THANK GOD!!! (Thanks Morrissey)

3) Everyone fucks up, the true test of character is: who learns from it. (Thanks Dad)

4) If you lay down for everything, you'll never stand up for anything. (Thanks Millard)

5) Chicks dig black eyes...(Thanks Sandra)

6) You've got to bear ... read more
Thu, May 24, 2007 - 2:43 AM permalink - 1 comment
 
Maria and I have made it one year as a married couple. So if you want to celebrate Samhain, Halloween, All Hallow's day, Guy Fawkes, Dia de los Muertos, or simply come and raise a glass, we will be out tonight. Death Guild and Dark Sparkle are both doing things, plus a whole list of others.
Mon, October 31, 2005 - 1:29 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
A) All my friends have problems, some deeper then others. Myself included. This is what makes people endearing.

B) I think Sam hurt my finger last night when I tried to wrestle him out of the front seat of Dan's car. I CALLED SHOTGUN!!! Sam Nordmann has violated the sanctity of shotgun, feel free to always take the front seat when he calls it.

C) Bonnie has moved in near me, she has beer at her house at all times. This doesn't make her a better person, but it does make her a better frie... read more
Wed, September 14, 2005 - 12:00 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
I have sooooo many cool attractive single female friends and often they are depressed about the lack of material to work with here.

GUESS WHAT, It's San Francisco. If you want men move to Alaska.

On a serious note, guys, please stop being lame. Ask a chick you like out, if she's nice, stay with her and be happy.

Ladies, give ALL the guys who aren't fresh from jail a chance, too often a guy will hit on one of my previously mentioned friends and they will shoot him down because he wasn... read more
Wed, September 14, 2005 - 11:47 AM permalink - 5 comments
 
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