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Язηdall

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joined on 03/08/05
last updated 01/10/09
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Bill's Wisdom

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I'm a bull in a candy shop, baby. Watch out!
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Incriminating Statements

This morning I woke up in a beautiful stranger's bed, staggered to her bathroom and vomited all of last night's victory celebration into the tub.

"Did you take a shower?" she asked, lazily, when I returned.

"Not exactly." I said.

I blame Obama.
Wed, November 5, 2008 - 12:05 PM permalink - 20 comments
 
The blog post rate around here is really low these days. It's like the financial crisis of tribe.net blogs: no one trusts the provider not to default.
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Depositions

May 31, 2009
In Rendall's surreal world of kempt phantasmagoria and moody empathy for irascible strangers tormenting each other, there's an "outside", and there everyone is jogging, riding their bikes, playing hewky-sacks or whatever that is that the crusty boys&girls in the rainbow-burlap do. There is nothing but hale advantage to be gained by stepping from our filthy, slovenly hovels to leap out, out into a world of hope and joy, kissed by bountiful sunshine, clean and combed as white protestant childhood, carried aloft on the wings of a community esprit - god damn it, yes, yes, I'm coming, I'm coming outside, wait for me, wait for me
December 19, 2008
The Earth hurtles around the sun at 1070 miles per hour. In an opposite orbit, obscured behind the sun, is the Earth's secret twin, Ukrainian Meatball Planet. Язηdall, being a citizen of the galaxy, is at home on either. And as if that wasn't Thrillionairing enough, he took me to Mars. Totally drulicious.
October 3, 2007
Язηdallicious!!!!

YUM YUM YUM!!!
September 18, 2007
JEEBUS IS COMING!

Better look busy.

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December 22, 2006
All Rendall, all the time.

Sui generis et sine qua non.
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