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Язηdall

joined on 03/08/05
last updated 04/07/08
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Ministry of Information File

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I'm a bull in a candy shop, baby. Watch out!
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Incriminating Statements

An incredible Monster who, with his Wife, lived by Murder and Cannibalism in a Cave. Executed at Leith with his whole Family in the Reign of James I

...In this time they had a great number of children and grandchildren, whom they brought up after their own manner, without any notions of humanity or civil society. They never kept any company but among themselves, and supported themselves wholly by robbing; being, moreover, so very cruel, that they never robbed anyone whom they did not murder.

By this bloody method, and their living so retiredly from the world, they continued such a long time undiscovered, there being nobody able to guess how the people were lost that went by the place where they lived. As soon as they had robbed and murdered any man, woman or child, they used to carry off the carcass to the den, where, cutting it into quarters, they would pickle the mangled limbs, and after- wards eat it; this being their only sustenance. And, not- withstanding, they were at last so numerous, they commonly had superfluity of this their abominable food; so that in the night time they frequently threw legs and arms of the un- happy wretches they had murdered into the sea, at a great distance from their bloody habitation. The limbs were often cast up by the tide in several parts of the country, to the astonishment and terror of all the beholders, and others who heard it.

tarlton.law.utexas.edu/lpop/e...ane.htm via Scribal Terror: scribalterror.blogs.com/
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 6:05 AM permalink - 4 comments
 
Having more fun than should be legal, lately. And some of it, no doubt, isn't.

Some highlights:

flickr.com/photos/renda...604428584362/
flickr.com/photos/renda...604358265700/

If you want to come along next time, let me know!
Mon, April 7, 2008 - 3:40 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
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Depositions

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Psychological Profile

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Surveillance Transcripts

Re: when (in Cads, Scoundrels and Charming Ladies) athleticism and/or anxiety. when I do, it's lager and/or angst.
discussion post on Fri, May 16, 2008 - 12:19 PM
Re: yet another tribe has jumped the shark (in TOU Watchdog) I loves me some reading about old dramas.
discussion post on Sun, May 11, 2008 - 12:15 PM
Re: TOU System proposal (in TOU Watchdog) Allayou get your asses outside for a walk. Right fucking now. A long, long walk. Meet a girl or boy for a beer and a flirt. Go to a party.
discussion post on Thu, May 8, 2008 - 10:49 AM
Re: PEHDTSCKJMBA (in Cads, Scoundrels and Charming Ladies) Everyone's okay. Looked & sounded very dramatic. This dude on a scooter almost got creamed.
discussion post on Thu, May 8, 2008 - 10:26 AM
Re: PEHDTSCKJMBA (in Cads, Scoundrels and Charming Ladies) I totally knew that was a staged press conference. The room didn't sound like there were people in it. Too echoey. And not enough movement... shadows


Oh shit! Someone just had an accident outside my window! a car wreck
discussion post on Thu, May 8, 2008 - 10:25 AM
Re: sit on you (in Short Attention Span Theater) I sent that to all my friends. Now I don't have any.
discussion post on Wed, May 7, 2008 - 3:58 PM
Re: Free Association (in TOU Watchdog) >> made off with the entirety of the FA bank account <<

Which was, what, $148.27?
discussion post on Wed, May 7, 2008 - 3:05 PM
Re: the tribal ok (in 1okiortableColumn"g eeeeeeeee eeeee) >> TECH LAZY <<

Word up.
discussion post on Wed, May 7, 2008 - 3:01 PM
Re: Witnesses (in Santa Con) >> (And someone posted yesterday BTW, not 20 days ago.) <<

Nope. Search for "May 1, 2008" in this thread and you will not find it. Click 'unthreaded'.
discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 2:24 PM
Re: Witnesses (in Santa Con) >> The rest of us have. <<

No way. This is the BEST THREAD EVAR!

I was the last to comment April 14th until Rob the Wop busted out a whole TWO WEEKS LATER with his revival. You missed it too, didncha, Rob the Wop? Admitt it.
discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 2:22 PM
Re: For any ladies out there not gettin' any. (in Cads, Scoundrels and Charming Ladies) One of my favorite gallery experiences ever was when I made my way into a tiny little gallery in chelsea. It was so tiny, that it only had one platform in a tiny room at the end of a narrow but long hallway, and perched on the edge of the pedesta... read more
discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 2:06 PM
Re: I'm trying to figure out... (in Short Attention Span Theater) I got bored of it as I was reading the description. The premise is a 6 minute short, at best.
discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 9:22 AM
Re: How's Babyin'? (in Gina's Big Ass Spoon) Congratulations, Gina! I got your announcement via email... but I had no idea you were even pregnant! When I got it, I remember thinking "Who's Gina? Surely it's not our Gina. This must be a mistake."
discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 7:35 AM
How dare you all! (in TOU Watchdog) How dare you all, indeed.
discussion post on Sun, May 4, 2008 - 12:44 PM
Re: Is anyone going to cross the bridge...? (in 99th Percentile) I don't get it.
discussion post on Sat, May 3, 2008 - 4:02 PM
Re: Josh and Sara and 3 cats are now in Massachusetts. (in Orangeboxman's escape from SF) Yes.... Yeeesss!!!
discussion post on Sat, May 3, 2008 - 1:03 PM
Re: Hello I am Efrit Mbotu (in Rendall Revitalization) Hrm.
discussion post on Wed, April 30, 2008 - 8:36 PM
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Neutral Tones

We stood by a pond that winter day,
And the sun was white, as though chidden of God,
And a few leaves lay on the starving sod,
--They had fallen from an ash, and were gray.

Your eyes on me were as eyes that rove
Over tedious riddles solved years ago;
And some words played between us to and fro--
On which lost the more by our love.

The smile on your mouth was the deadest thing
Alive enough to have strength to die;
And a grin of bitterness swept thereby
Like an ominous bird a-wing….

Since then, keen lessons that love deceives,
And wrings with wrong, have shaped to me
Your face, and the God-curst sun, and a tree,
And a pond edged with grayish leaves.

-- Thomas Hardy 1898

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Madelaine's Wisdom:

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Harlan's Wisdom

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Conclusion

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Conclusion 2

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Conclusion 3

 
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