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Mon, January 26, 2009 - 8:07 AM
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This weekend I officially entered the world of politics. Please, if you care about our country, make sure you write these to in on your ballot for President.
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Mon, October 27, 2008 - 10:09 AM
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From the producers of my co-blog, www.robotloveszombie.blogspot.com, comes the beginning of a very exciting clothing line found at www.cafepress.com/rlzc.
Go there, buy our shit, and wear it with pride. There are only two designs currently up so be sure to check back regularly to find new goodies.
Mon, August 4, 2008 - 9:15 AM
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1.)Q. Can you cook?
1.)A. Yes. Does that mean I have to?
2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.)A. I always wanted to design toys.
3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.)A. Guitar or Piano. Either would be great.
4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.)A. Fat Tire
5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
5.)A Cucumber
6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
6.)A. The Mother Tongue (by Bill Bryson about where English comes from)
7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
7.)A. Capricorn but I don't care.
8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
8.)A Bert and Ernie on my right shoulder.
9.)Q. Worst Habit?
9.)A. Eating garbage/not exercising.
10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
10.)A. Probably not.
11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
11.)A Basketball.
12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
12.)A. Realist (no, not a pessimist).
13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
13.)A. Eh, I'd like to get out of the elevator if you don't mind.
14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
14.)A. Bad stuff doesn't really happen to me. I'm not being philosophical, here, it's just that I've had a pretty good run so far.
15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you
15.)A. The sensation of touching an unglazed but fired piece of pottery gives me the heebee jeebees.
16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
16.)A. No
17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
17.)A. "The fuck are you doing here? Nevermind, you might as well stay."
18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
18.)A.
19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
19.)A. Neither. They have cool skills though.
20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
20.)A My weight
21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
21.)A Crime Concience.
22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
22.)A. Green.
23.)Q. Ever been arrested?
23.)A. You mean is it on the record or....
24.)Q. Bottle or Draft?
24.)A. Draft, by the fucking yard, mate.
25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
25.)A. Pay off most of my car and get a new compy for the wife.
26.)Q. Would you date me?
26.)A.
27.)Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?
27.)A. My house or Denny's.
28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
28.)A. No
29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29.)A. Vid'ya games.
30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
30.)A. Fuck yeah!
31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
31.)A. Movie talkers.
32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32.)A. Logical.
33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33.)A. Why not? It's the easy road to the vajayjay!
34.)Q. If you could spend 12 hours with me and ask/do anything you like, what would it be?
34.)A. Drinkin'.
35)Q. Do you believe in God?
35)A. No. That does not mean I think there is not a god, though.
36.)Q. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same? Well guess what, I just did!
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Tue, September 4, 2007 - 3:15 PM
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January 21, 2008
Josh is awesome.
'nuf said.
July 26, 2006
Josh finally made an honest woman out of me on May 20th 2006 and I want everyone to know it!! And to show me how much he loves me he bought me a beautiful house! Josh is the man of my dreams (except for the farting, or is it because of the farting? Hmmm).
NellBot
February 9, 2006
Josh is a gargantuan, hairy, flatulating time-bomb of primordial rage. He is a standard 8", Nell-crushing bouldozer of gorilla-love.
Maybe guerilla-love.
Josh is the most jewtastic, gravy gulping, pseudo-Italian I've ever met. He's pizza and beer, poo and a lit match kind of guy.
God bless flatliners.
Josh is groovy. Groovy like the HindenPeter on a protein shake. He is the HindenDexx.
The Josh-meister sits at the indie equivalent of the hip-hop-geek-hardcore table for cool kids. Other nerds aspire to his Joshness.
The boy can rant.
February 2, 2006
Josh used to be my only friend in club 7. We both had 7 friends and were happy that way. But then, without telling me, he joined up with club 8. (sigh) Goodbye old friend. We'll miss you at the monthly meetings. Your dues are paid up until the end of the month, so feel free to drop by, but you have to give your key back on the 28th. Other than abandoning me, Josh is a pretty cool guy.
MBP
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