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This weekend I officially entered the world of politics. Please, if you care about our country, make sure you write these to in on your ballot for President.

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1.)Q. Can you cook?
1.)A. Yes. Does that mean I have to?

2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.)A. I always wanted to design toys.

3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.)A. Guitar or Piano. Either would be great.

4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.)A. Fat Tire

5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
5.)A Cucumber

6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
6.)A. The Mother Tongue (by Bill Bryson about where English comes from)

7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
7.)A. Capricorn but I don't care.

8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
8.)A Bert and Ernie on my right shoulder.

9.)Q. Worst Habit?
9.)A. Eating garbage/not exercising.

10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
10.)A. Probably not.

11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
11.)A Basketball.

12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
12.)A. Realist (no, not a pessimist).

13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
13.)A. Eh, I'd like to get out of the elevator if you don't mind.

14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
14.)A. Bad stuff doesn't really happen to me. I'm not being philosophical, here, it's just that I've had a pretty good run so far.

15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you
15.)A. The sensation of touching an unglazed but fired piece of pottery gives me the heebee jeebees.

16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
16.)A. No

17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
17.)A. "The fuck are you doing here? Nevermind, you might as well stay."

18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
18.)A.

19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
19.)A. Neither. They have cool skills though.

20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
20.)A My weight

21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
21.)A Crime Concience.


22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
22.)A. Green.

23.)Q. Ever been arrested?
23.)A. You mean is it on the record or....

24.)Q. Bottle or Draft?
24.)A. Draft, by the fucking yard, mate.

25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
25.)A. Pay off most of my car and get a new compy for the wife.

26.)Q. Would you date me?
26.)A.

27.)Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?
27.)A. My house or Denny's.

28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
28.)A. No

29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29.)A. Vid'ya games.

30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
30.)A. Fuck yeah!

31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
31.)A. Movie talkers.

32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32.)A. Logical.

33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33.)A. Why not? It's the easy road to the vajayjay!

34.)Q. If you could spend 12 hours with me and ask/do anything you like, what would it be?
34.)A. Drinkin'.

35)Q. Do you believe in God?
35)A. No. That does not mean I think there is not a god, though.

36.)Q. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same? Well guess what, I just did!

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Josh