hey Mr. Robot sir, when you finally take over the world with your advanced bot technology, don't forget the little meat people who were your "friends."

Appreciated.

When does a perceptual schematic become consciousness? When does a difference engine become the search for truth? When does a personality simulation become the bitter mote... of a soul?

I've never ever had a /robot/ as a friend before. This is good. It is always good to try new things. I was kinda friends with a vacuum cleaner before, but honestly that's a different story. Robot V is a good one. :D

Not to put too fine a point on it, Robot Vacuum sucks.

I'll never forget the day Robot and I met. I thought the winky bastard was an electronic scale. Much to my delight it was much more than that. Now, everytime we "interface" as it so charmingly puts it, I not only get an up to date reading of my weight (in metric or english units) and a body fat index it also bonks cutely into any glass doors that its primitive LED sensors can't detect. What a hoot!