I can barely type this b/c at this moment, Cathi is showing me how to give my students a "little rowl"--ask for a demo. It's a visual thing, and QUITE.....funny. Hysterical coming from her, the fact that I have to stop everything to watch. Essentially, it's how to give your students a little sexiness.

Oh! Pants are back on so she can show me her "little rowl" belt.

So, my day can be summed up thusly: "Cathi, how often do you get to practice your English?"

Pause.

"Pardon?"

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Yesterday, I rolled into town, exhausted, and Isara was kind enough to let me invade her home for the night. First off, Isara is stunning, both inside and out, and her housemate has a friggin' loom the size of Montana and does amazing things with it, like woven copper wire. I honestly looked like Charlize Theron in Monster--bags under my eyes, crazy hair, no makeup, you name it. Isara was kind enough to be seen in public with me as we went out for sushi.

We realized the bill was wrong... read more

1. When is your birthday and how old are you?
April 7th. Turning older-than-thirty.

2. How did you get your name?
Deussen is Latin--Dusan is a male Romani name, Deussen is a feminized version. Deus En--the divinity within.

3. What was your first word?
My parents have no idea. Nice.

4. What was the weirdest thing you did as a kid?
My entire childhood. I was the one who ate PlayDoh, birdseed, and my favorite toy was a furnace starter my father gave me to teach me motor skills.... read more

1. How old will you be in five years?
35

2. Do you think you'll be married by then?
Uhh.....that's a rather forboding question, don't you think?

3. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
This is show season, so the shows, the vending of Eye Kandy, the Glitter Raks rolling out....and costumes!

4. Where do you most want to travel?
India and Bali.

5. Who was the last person to call you?
A woman to set up a time for an estimate to do a decorative concrete ... read more