Bird, Bird! That's all I hear from you creeps! Bird! I don't give a damn WHO she is, or where she's hiding! The great City of New York has no room in it for vigilantes; I'll find this goddam Bird no matter WHERE she's holed up! My men and I, the whole goddam department, in fact, are working on this Bird thing a full twenty-four hours a day! All leaves have been canceled, special 'tac squads have been laid on, we've go our people in the streets following up every possible lead! We expect an arrest within 12 hours! Twenty-four at the very latest! Thirty-six at the most extreme outside estimate! You can quote me! And will you, fer chrissakes, learn to spell my name right in your goddam papers! It's Pflockian, not "Fallopian"! Now get the hell out of here and go down to the morgue and take some more pictures of that dead publisher, if that's your idea of fun and games; and let me get back to work! I'll have this Cordwainer Bird by the heels within fifty-two hours, you can quote me!"
-- Excerpt of Interview
with NYPD Chief of Detectives, Irving L. Fallopian;
New York Times; 29 January 1976

the scorpio birthday of the elusive bird, taka... a perfect day to say YAY for you!

It might take the world awhile to realize it will be better off after your evil plans for it...but eventually they will figure it out..and you will have to plan another evil plan to get them to stop being so nice to you because it will bug you.

Definitions of bird on the Web:

warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrates characterized by feathers and forelimbs modified as wings

the flesh of a bird or fowl (wild or domestic) used as food

informal terms for a (young) woman

a cry or noise made to express displeasure or contempt

badminton equipment consisting of a ball of cork or rubber with a crown of feathers

watch and study birds in their natural habitat

Satellite (informal slang)

Group of warm blooded vertebrate animals whose body is covered with feathers.

A bird is an animal with feathers. All birds have wings but not all birds can fly. Ostriches, emus and penguins are birds that can't fly. Parrots, pelicans and wedge-tailed eagles are birds that can fly. All birds hatch from eggs. All birds are warm blooded.