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Nobody "pardons" a turkey like Sarah Palin.
I mean nobody. Honestly.... I mean really, honestly.... I think this woman must actually be mentally deficient....www.youtube.com/watch
(warning...... it's pretty unpleasantly graphic....)
This is priceless..... Seattle's Stranger mag saying it like it is~
www.thestranger.com/seattle/Home
Blue States/ Red States
Dear Red States:If you manage to steal this election too we've decided we're leaving.
We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue
States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California,
Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois
and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.
To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard.You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85% of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families.You get a bunch of single moms.
Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war,and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths or no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of
their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the
country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92%
of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines, 90% of
all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the corn and
soybeans (thanks Iowa!), most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living
redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected healthcare costs), 92% of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University,Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're
discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that
evolution is only a theory, 53% believe that Saddamwas involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties. Finally, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico
Peace out,
Blue States
It's about time.....
I think this is AWESOME!www.cnn.com/2008/POLITIC...ry/index.html
This has been a looooooong time coming.
Oregon Country Fair 2008
Just got back from the OCF, my seventeenth year (consecutive!). Can I just say how much I really, really love that event? So much love, so much fun, so many wonderful, incredible people.... Such a beautiful piece of land containing so much magic. There's no place homier than the home of my Country Fair.
Gabrielle Graduates!!!
My eldest baby girl, the fabulous Gabrielle, graduates this week from Evergreen State College in Olympia, WA with a Bachelor's in Mathematics. I am SOOOOOOOO proud of her! If you're live in the area (Seattleland) and are able to come by this weekend, Sunday the 15th, for a fabulous Graduation Celebration from 3:00 till whenever, please please come by. As it is Father's Day, we will also be toasting the dad's in the house as well... here is the link to the evite, including directions to the house. Please, please come help me celebrate my brilliant daughter fabulous achievement. (She's continuing onto a PHD, btw..... ;-)www.evite.com/pages/invit...ewInvite.jsp
Love you all~
Karen
What's in a name? (filched from Annetastic....)
1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Mother and Father's middle name)
? Alan (my mom has no middle name...)
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Bruce Bernard
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Sloka
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal!)
Purple Kitty
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Christine Wheatridge
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Black Pomegranate Juice
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 3 letters of your last name)
Kaane
8. GANGSTA NAME: ( fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Coffee Gingersnap
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name).
Midder Madison (doh!)
10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Obsession Dark Chocolate
11. PORN NAME: (1st pets name, street you grew up on)
Fred Hoffman (uh.... so porny..... lol!)
Food Court Musical!
The best..... ever. Borrowed from the lovely Ms. Fire's Seattle Cacophony posting~improveverywhere.com/2008/03...more-221
It's my Birthday!! It's the Oscars!! All in one night!
OMG, if you know me & love me, or know me & kinda like me, or don't know me at all and just want to go to a RAD Oscar soiree, come this Sunday (the 24th) night to the Madison Pub (highly recommended local gay bar) www.madisonpub.com/ to watch the Oscars and help me to celebrate yet another year on this crazy revolving thing we call a planet. I'm gonna dress up in some definite Oscar worthy finery and come hang out with whoever else is there (very notably the lovely StrayKat, mrow!).Starts at 5:00 p.m. till over~
p.s. I'm think "No Country for Old Men" as best pic, you?
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