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Prophecy is simply contaminating the future with the past: projecting what we know upon the unknown. And that's why, really, things like Astrology, although interesting, are rather ridiculous, because if you know the future there's no surprise for you. A completely known future *is* past, you've had it. -Alan Watts

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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. - David St. Hubbins

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I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself. -Aldous Huxley

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. -George Carlin

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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. -Laurence J. Peter

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted... -Mae West

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Change alone is eternal, perpetual, immortal. - Arthur Schopenhauer

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What fresh hell is this? -Dorothy Parker

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