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Claire

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joined on 02/10/04
last updated 07/14/08
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My Testimonials

January 11, 2008
Claire has amazingly gorgeous pert little boobies. I love her even more than I love bacon.
November 7, 2006
What a rare creature Claire is. She is one of those people who is intelligent enough to have as warped a sense of humour as I do;. A sense of humour that makes me howl with laughter.

And when you want serious talk, she's up to that too. Her forthrightness may put people off, but frankly, it is good to have someone who will tell you that you look like crap when you do.

Claire is like the aftershave you splash on after you've shaved your face clean: Bold, shocking, bracing, but welcome and invited.

I've been fortunate enough to have her in my life long enough to watch her grow both as a woman and as a dancer. I'm in awe of her gypsy spirit (maybe even a touch jealous, but don't tell her that...)

I've had the strange pleasure of spending some great and some horrific times with her. Too many Pennsics to count and one horrible September the 11th where we wondered where "the plane flying over Pittsburgh" was going to end up.

Much love on such a loving being. Get to know her.

Platonically in deep lust,
Valizan
August 31, 2005
Claire is as gifted as she is gorgeous! Her strength of spirit is an inspiration to anyone lucky enough to call her a friend. Her willingness to share her gifts and her sense of humor make her a great teacher as well as a fantastic friend. And her phenomenal way of looking at life-- truly with an eye toward the beautiful and the artistic-- makes me thank the fates that she's in my life!
June 29, 2005
She also makes me feel like if Santa was a Gene Biologist. Throwing my DNA samples to all the children of the world. And by children I mean Claire and by the world I mean down my well. Speaking of which it makes me wonder...would her skin be as soft to wear as it is to touch? Time will only tell, Claire my lovely little "flesh parka"
June 29, 2005
If my eyes were to fall out tomorrow I could live the rest of my life happy having seen Claire. The only thing more mesmorizing then her striking beauty is her ability to light up a stage armed only with grace and attitude. My love for her is so great I would even consider buying her a burger after I tagged her, maybe even let her sleep on the bed afterwards (maybe).
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My Karass

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Painful Truths

"Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything." - Bokonon

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Booyah!

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Our love for him now, ain't hard to explain/
The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

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what the holy freaking bleeping fuck in a barrel with squeezy cheese?
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Burning Woman

At the end of Burning Man 2006
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FireWaterEarthAir

So, a friend of mine asked that I forward this account of her problems with the Pittsburgh Renaissance Faire. So here it is, and be warned!
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In 1999 troupe Ghawazee was screwed by the Pittsburgh Renaissance Festival. I don't know the whole story as that was before my time. But years later and under new management I, Sadira, decided what the hey, lets give the faire a chance. My husband and I were just street cast and I belly danced in the streets.

The next year, 2 or 3 weeks... read more
Wed, August 26, 2009 - 11:42 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
Want to get rid of me again? Send me on a three-month road trip around the country! Want to see me again sooner than you expected, before I leave for Australia? Send me on a three-month road trip around the country! All you have to do is go here:

www.digitalvagabonding.com/scho...e.php

And leave a nice comment on my application. Tell people you know to do it too! Also there are funny pictures of me with a Mountie.

Okay, maybe just one funny ... read more
Thu, May 7, 2009 - 1:32 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
Dudes, seriously. This is the best job ever. If you know me, or know of me, or have ever met anyone who met me, or ever enjoyed any of my writing on here, or think I'm a smartass and want me to leave the country, here's your chance.

Go here:

tinyurl.com/b3xbha

and give me 5 stars on their little rating system BEFORE March 2. Now's your chance. Get rid of me! Look at my ridiculous video and marvel at my international superspy ways! Then tell all your friends, even people... read more
Wed, February 11, 2009 - 8:18 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
Join Safa at the Khizmet Bellydance Studio in Cambridge, ON on December 14th for two workshops, Tribal Introductions and Silnky Bootcamp.

Tribal Introductions: Never tried tribal before? Want to dip your toe in? This beginner level class will cover belly dance vocabulary from a tribal standpoint, including some partner work and combinations.

Slinky Boot Camp: Kick your slink into high gear with slinky bootcamp! We'll stretch, pound, and pummel our muscles into giving us the smoothes... read more
Thu, December 4, 2008 - 1:21 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
There will be an interview withme on ShimmyCast, Anala's popular podcast (available from iTunes), starting probably tonight or tomorrow! Wanna hear me talk about shimmies, yoga, and hear all the bleeped out things I say? Go download ShimmyCast. Wanna hear me giggle maniacally and get distracted by delicious bedlah? ShimmyCast! Want ice cream? Can't help you with that one.
Sun, August 3, 2008 - 2:50 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
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