Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work. Add yours to the bottom of the list and repost this.


1. "Jason looks like total crap." -- thanks google, thanks.
2. "PJ looks like he'd be down to whoop some ass anytime"-- i think that google is scared of me.
3. "Katie looks like recycled cat food" Ouch
4. "Michael looks like he's playing naked" (OMG do they like have a camera inside the screen or what!!!!!! Who knew??)
5. "Harley looks like a hot bitch" - yeay for me!! :D
6. "Dana looks like a travelling Dutch hippie" Thank goodness!
7. "Leslie looks like, oh forget it, let's just go back to Arizona."
8. "Zak looks like a migrant worker picking grapes" HA!
9. "Aaron looks like he's about eleven and there is nothing cute or sexy about the prepubescent chest of a young boy"
10. "Judd looks like he's really mean to dogs."
11. "Jen looks like she's gonna stab you with that fondue stick."
12. "Reed looks like the face of EVIL"
13. "Marcy looks like a Japanese Translator"
14. "Tim looks like any old white kid who can't jump."
15. "Erin looks like she just escaped from the mental hospital, for god's sake."
16. "Evan looks like Wankus on steroids."
17. "Elise looks like the kind of toy no one wants to share." (yay for the lotus "Elise")
18. "Sue looks like one of those McDonalds Happy Meal toys they promote whenever a movie comes out."
19. "Jen looks like she’s in a psych ward."
20. "Greg looks like the perfect Grandma Bush-approved date for a Bush twin. "
21. "April looks like a young Martha Stewart."
22. Casey looks like a porn star at prom
23. Keith looks like death warmed over,but he still has style.
24. "Leslie looks like she can really light up a dance floor with her hot moves."
25. "Elizabeth looks like she could be a poker babe."
26. "Kerry looks like she would be better in bed."
27. Sophia looks like she just farted and it really stinks and she hopes no one notices.
28. "Marie looks like Reese Witherspoon on crack." Er?