I’ve got a bone to pick with the yuck house..

I spoke to Fluff Muppet today. I asked her for her new address so I can send her some Monte Carlo’s and some tim tams.. She said that MR. Johnny Holes never gave her any of the candy, bbq shapes or chocolate I sent to all of you guys (infact she said “he never even mentioned the care package”).. I sent the package to all of you… Kat (because she rocks), Johnny (because I love you), Clint (because you make me laugh), Sara and Monica (for being beautiful) – But I really wanted Danielle to get some of the stuff because I now how home sick you can get living in the states and how much a small piece of home means when you have been away for so long.

I told Danielle to find Johnny and if he doesn’t have any chocolates left to pin his balls to his thighs (I’ve done that to guys before – and will to it to Johnny the next time I see him)…

Manda brings up a good point
""to pin his balls to his thighs"

Come on, Diane. These are tim tams you're talking about. Have some perspective.

That's far too lenient a punishment for thievery of the best. cookies. ever. "

Manda is right!!!!

The next time I see Mr. Holes I am going to pin his balls to his thighs, then I am going to super glue other parts of his body together and then I am going to set him on fire… LOL!!!