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Samuel

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joined on 08/11/05
last updated 10/14/05
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Poor Twisted Me

Gender
Male
Age
38
Location
about me
Writing is my life. At least I want it to be. I'm a father of two wonderful kids. One is autisic (Gareth 6) and my daughter is 12. They bring me a lot of joy.
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My Defender

You don't want to mess with my dad!
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My Friends

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My Testimonials

October 1, 2005
Ah darling, has a true gift of the written word and the presence of heart. What Goddess would not be thrilled to know this man?
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My Book

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My Twisted Fairy Tales

"TWISTED AMERICAN FAIRY TALES"

My short story collection.

Every fairy tale must have a happy ending right? That depends on how you define happy. In this collection of fairy tales the happy endings are not always so happy. Welcome to my Fairy land. Strap in for the ride of your life as you look at the American landscape in a whole new way and learn how the other side lives. A man goes home for the last time. A driver discovers a mother’s secret pain. A detective learns the price of vengeance. A hunter becomes the hunted. Plus many more. Enjoy my twisted fairy tales and just maybe you’ll find your own happy ending.

Available only at www.lulu.com/southwell

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WORDS TO LIVE BY

"That light at the end on the tunnel isn't Heaven. It's the A train."
DAREDEVIL

"Are all men from the future loud mouth braggers"
"Just me Baby. Just me."
ASH (ARMY OF DARKNESS)

"There ain't no limit in this life
to how far you can get
but if you're goin' all the way
you got to break a sweat."
CHAD BROCK (LIGHTING DOES THE WORK)

"Longneck bottle let go of my hand."
GARTH BROOKS (LONG NECK BOTTLE)

"Now everything has changed
I'll show you love
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open"
CREED (ARMS WIDE OPEN)

"But for just one fleeting moment.
The answer seemed so clear.
Heaven's not beyond the clouds.
It's just beyond the fear."
GARTH BROOKS (BELLEAU WOODS)

"Always look on the bright side of life!"
MONTY PYTHON

"I yelled back when I heard thunder
But I'm down to one last breath
And with it let me say
Let me say
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge
And I'm thinking
Maybe six feet
Ain't so far down"
CREED (ONE LAST BREATH)

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TO BE OR NOT TO BE

To be, or not to be; that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against the sea of troubles,
And, by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep-
No more and to sleep to say we end
The heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to- 'tis a comsummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep.

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The inner workings of a father

I walked the beach along the river of drakness
within the city of dreams.
Peace was all around me and
fear could not be found.
I knew not where I was going
nor where I had been.
My life was nothing but flashes of colors.
Red! Green! Blue! Purple! Orange! Yellow!
The rainbow surrounded me.
Engulfing me with every step.
Joy! Happiness! Love! Nothing!
The light was gone and the drakness
encased me once more.
Wed, October 26, 2005 - 7:22 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
As I sit in my house.
With death spining around in the Gulf.
I am at peace in myself.
The world my be falling all around me
And my house my be gone in a heavy gust of wind.
But inside I know that fate my not like me very well.
And we don't see eye to eye.
She has treated me like a two dollar whore.
That's all right by me.
Fate is a cruel and heartless bitch.
This I know to well.
Tis fine by me for I know.
When it comes down to fate.
She'll keep me around for a long time.
For I k... read more
Wed, October 19, 2005 - 7:35 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
As I looked out from the darkness.
I saw a guiding light.
A voice in my head shouted.
You must follow the light.
And I had to agree.
Yes I must follow the light.
Weather it lead me to Heaven
or lead me to Hell.
It is better then living in the darkness
That has become my home.
Sat, October 15, 2005 - 7:17 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
Noooooooooooo
Please buddy don't do that.
Stoooooooooop
No don't hit your head.
Thump thump thump
Why did you do that?
He needs a bandaid
Go get in the chair and I'll get you one.
Nooooooooooooooooooo crash
Are you ok?
Nooooooooooooooooooo
Here is your band aid. Now sit in that chair. You have five mintues.
Noooooooooooooooooo
Yes.
Slide ploop
Now get back in that chair.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I'm going to count to three.
Fivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv... read more
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 7:06 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
In the heart of every man lies the most twisted piece of garbage that anyone has ever seen. Most of us try to control it or avoid it. However some men embrace it and try to use it to get what they want. But like every devil before them they can not. the best thing to do is to bury it deep inside your soul and never let it out for if it does the world that you know will be no more. And the people you love will suffer the most for it.
Tue, September 27, 2005 - 7:36 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
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