1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode.
EW. I don't wanna see any one person explode.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
I don't hate any band that much. I just don't listen to them, or anything that plays them. ... but maybe Morrissey. *grin*

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Just one person?

4. What is your favorite cheese?
Feta or Brie

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to mankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
Club sandwich. duh.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Kate Winslett... or no... I think Angelina Jolie would be more fun in the sak.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
ooh. so many to choose from... Shirley Manson is a good , or the girl from Android Lust or the German girl from Ladytron.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Buy some books!

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Chicago IL.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Rent a car to surprise my girlfriend.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?
Crack

12. Doctor Who appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling public call box. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to?
New Orleans pre-Katrina

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Only Sexy girls who love to model can visit.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Eh. TV is over-rated.

15. What is your favorite curse word?
Damnit.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Tell them to be quiet, and go back to sleep.

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?
My Camera

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Say goodbye to the right people. - I think that's a pretty good answer.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Invisibility.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
I'm happy with my life as it is... No need to re-live anything.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)
um. I go back and forth about erasing my last relationship, and valuing the lessons learned from it.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shift... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitching'! What country are you going to live in now?
Australia

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
oooh. damn. um. I guess I'd have to say No Bar.

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose houses are you going to float to first, and be like hey look I can float!
My mom's house.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Do they have to be famous?

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
How do you choose? I'd say Grammy, but I've often thought she'd be rolling in her grave over a lot of my life choices. So... I choose my friend Katrina.