earlier:
me: godamn it, making out is more addcitive that
heroin. i need my fix, godamnit!

matt: your own two hands and porn = methadone.


so, safeway deal today: buy a 12 pack of pilsner urquel, get $2 off a roast chicken.
me: dude, who drinks 12 beers per chicken?
kurt: we would.
me: ya! thats like buy 8 bottles of wine, get $3 of a steak.
tanya: its a suggestion, not a challenge, guys.
Me: everything is a challenge to us.
kurt: and its 2 dollars more, mail in rebate! we should write the letter *after* we drink the beers.
Me: thats like, 1:1 BPB ratio
kurt: BPB?
Me: bites per beer.

later:

kurt: for time is like cake, and you can't have any!

Me: lets be BFFs.
kurt: BFFFS
Me: BFFS!
kurt: whats the extra f for?
me: BEST FUCKING FRIENDS FOREVER! (punk rock ya DEVIL HORNS)
Kurt: ROCK OOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!