8 funny things you probobly didn't know about me:

1. funny ha-ha or funny strange?
2. i was born with a tail.
3. no, really, im serious. ill show you the scar 'n everything.
4. i got attacked by ants once whilst practicing for my acting class with my then-boyfriend. we went to the JC's nursing office and they couldnt help us, so we went to the bookstore to see if they had any calamine lotion. seriously, they were in my ears. All over and in our clothes. i dont know if you knew this, but baking powder+water makes a good impromtu bug sting aid. long story shorter, we wound up naked in a janitor closet with this white paste all over us while they washed and dried our clothes. did i mention the closet was inside the womens restroom? seriously, IN MY EARS.
5. You know when you see those funny, funny, shows- where the man handcuffs the girl and lsoes the key, and hilarity ensues? that happened to me once. it wasn't that funny. i also happened to be on drugs at the time but it didnt make the situation any funnier.
6.If a guy is really drunk and passed out, you can balance a 40-pound chemical toilet on them.
7.they dont allow spitballing people at comic-con.
8.when i was 8, my mom took us to the bahamas. we were at some touristy night show and my mom couldnt find me. she looked and looked, and eventually heard the announcer saying over the loudspeaker " AND NOW: our youngest firewalker!" guess who it was :)