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satireDUN — Sun, 15 Oct 2006 09:06:28 GMT

every once in a while i get a hard knock in the head, a swift kick in the ass, a cold glass of water that tells me this: I am blessed with the coolest, most wonderful, kind friends anyone could ever hope for. in the same day, i traded punny jokes with Espie, hung out and luaghed with Jen and Rich (my awesome roomies), got offered an extra decemberists ticket by allegra, and given harry potter books by Brian. where would i be without you guys and gals? we're all in this together, and im glad its with you. ok, sorry for making your eyes bleed with sweetness....

if you want to find little ol' me at BRC...

satireDUN — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 22:31:56 GMT

im at 4 and esplanade. ill also be tootlin around on the 3 story victorian house youll see tootlin around.

slam tilt on my heart

satireDUN — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 19:59:10 GMT

a true story. written by me. you broke my heart, and then you took my high score im not the best initials on that board anymore i needn't go far, just right down at the bar ive got a pocket full of quaters and a broken heart. we used to work together, to get those replays, ever friday night and saturday; now im all alone, playin' this machine, to get my high score back from you, but youll always be my favorite, player number two. we'd go hit that pinball, every other night drinking and laughin, with no end in sight then came the day, you didnt love me anymore, you broke my heart- and then you took my high score. i should have known, right from the start, but when you left me, it was a slam tilt on my heart. you broke my heart, and then you took my high score im not the best initials on that board anymore, ill stay here till mornin, to get it back from you but you'll always be my favorite, player number two.

8 funny things you godamn whores made me post this

satireDUN — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:41:05 GMT

8 funny things you probobly didn't know about me: 1. funny ha-ha or funny strange? 2. i was born with a tail. 3. no, really, im serious. ill show you the scar 'n everything. 4. i got attacked by ants once whilst practicing for my acting class with my then-boyfriend. we went to the JC's nursing office and they couldnt help us, so we went to the bookstore to see if they had any calamine lotion. seriously, they were in my ears. All over and in our clothes. i dont know if you knew this, but baking powder+water makes a good impromtu bug sting aid. long story shorter, we wound up naked in a janitor closet with this white paste all over us while they washed and dried our clothes. did i mention the closet was inside the womens restroom? seriously, IN MY EARS. 5. You know when you see those funny, funny, shows- where the man handcuffs the girl and lsoes the key, and hilarity ensues? that happened to me once. it wasn't that funny. i also happened to be on drugs at the time but it didnt make the situation any funnier. 6.If a guy is really drunk and passed out, you can balance a 40-pound chemical toilet on them. 7.they dont allow spitballing people at comic-con. 8.when i was 8, my mom took us to the bahamas. we were at some touristy night show and my mom couldnt find me. she looked and looked, and eventually heard the announcer saying over the loudspeaker " AND NOW: our youngest firewalker!" guess who it was :)

its a good day

satireDUN — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:15:11 GMT

earlier: me: godamn it, making out is more addcitive that heroin. i need my fix, godamnit! matt: your own two hands and porn = methadone. so, safeway deal today: buy a 12 pack of pilsner urquel, get $2 off a roast chicken. me: dude, who drinks 12 beers per chicken? kurt: we would. me: ya! thats like buy 8 bottles of wine, get $3 of a steak. tanya: its a suggestion, not a challenge, guys. Me: everything is a challenge to us. kurt: and its 2 dollars more, mail in rebate! we should write the letter *after* we drink the beers. Me: thats like, 1:1 BPB ratio kurt: BPB? Me: bites per beer. later: kurt: for time is like cake, and you can't have any! Me: lets be BFFs. kurt: BFFFS Me: BFFS! kurt: whats the extra f for? me: BEST FUCKING FRIENDS FOREVER! (punk rock ya DEVIL HORNS) Kurt: ROCK OOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!

aug 4th

satireDUN — Fri, 05 Aug 2005 04:14:21 GMT

i had a strange thinkling today.. if i did anything but art/art related career, id have to switch jobs like every two months just to keep from being painfully bored. hers a doodle i did today:

OK, so, well, then..

satireDUN — Mon, 01 Aug 2005 06:33:39 GMT

in less than a week, i turn 21. im excited but i know that really, deep down nothing will *really* change, unless you count the cells in my liver. what i do know is that i have an offer from two schools to study. wait 1 semester, i might have more. i know that in the spring i will have the oportunity to study abroad. what i think is, will a school for art have enough food for my brain? will a state school be good enough to really tickle whatever bone it is that needs tickling in order for me to really *want* to learn? because i do, you know, i do *want* to learn. last semester i had a great teacher who is by far the best ive had in a very very long time, if not the best ever. we remain friends outside of school and it makes me sad to think he wont be around forever (long story). i also have found myself suddendly immeresed, here, in san franciso, in people who WAY to cool- from genuinly wonderful people, to excelent roomies who hang out with me and eat donuts with me and cook brunch with mimosas with me; to musicians that know other people i know... for the first time in 5 years, i ahve a community around me that is a connected, thriving, supportive, adventurous, charismatic and ambitious..and i dont know if i really want to give that up yet. but then again, when i see the way people's minds work in school..it makes me jealous. ive been riding my bike every day, pushing my body to recover still from the way it betrayed me 2 years ago (if you dont know, you can ask). i still have tummy fat (whatever) but i can feel myself able to push harder and go further than before and thats neat- this is no sitting around in a room with someone yelling at you to push harder, this is going up a hill and you are going to fall and die if you dont push harder SO FUCKING PUSH HARDER. anyways, back to my birthday. it's pirate themed. its a pub crawl at night, a games party earlier in the day. you can come if you ask. and any advice on pubs (as i dont have much experience) is much appreciated.