Dearest Friends and Family -

Every year, several times a year, across multiple continents, cities, and dancefloors, a tragedy occurs. The heart-breaking puppy-dog eyes of opening DJs are rarely seen due to neglect. Playing to often empty dance floors because people come fashionably late, these noble artists play their sexiest music and pave the way for the rest of the night.

But they needn't suffer... YOU can help.

By purchasing your ticket to The Visionary Love Fest, Lucent Lamour on February 14th, and arriving by 9 to see the opening DJs, YOU can tell the world that you care. With this simple gesture, and the pursuant shaking of ass, you can sound a call in a clear voice that you will NOT send the opening DJs into the dark night alone...

Sure... throughout the night you are going to see the likes of Marques Wyatt, Z-Trip, Adam Freeland, and Random Rab... but once... they were opening DJs too...

We have included the picture of an opening DJ that needs your help. Yer Carnie Uncle Saynt will be appearing on the Speaker Garden Stage at 9pm. He will be playing his sexiest and deepest music to get you and your loved one "in the mood", and will further look sad and dejected until YOU show up.

Just look at that face...

Imagika will be opening the BOOM WOW! Stage, and Helios Jive opens the Lamour stage. They would appreciate you being there as well.

Remember with your generous purchase of a ticket to Lucent Lamour, you can provide these opening DJs with hope, inspiration, shaking buns, booze, puppies, immortality, solutions to world hunger, and world peace.

Go to Lucent Lamour's site. DO LAB automated ticket Art-bots are standing by....
www.lucentlamour.com

Remember.... Every time you shake that ass, an opening DJ Angel gets his wings....

Or something...

Thank you, and Ninja Bless...

The Ninja Skillz International Opening DJ Survival Fund
( brought to you by the Macadamia Jubilation Congregation right down there on 3rd and Main )