Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. balsemic vinaigrette

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. taco bell.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. The Black Cow, Newburyport, MA.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Anything Meixican!

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Pineapple and ham.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Nothing!

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. 2007 Burning Man Double Rainbow.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Too friggin’ many!

Q. What color is your iPod?
A. Black.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Leftie………………..lefties are the only people in their right minds!

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Wisdom teeth, moles and the top third of my little finger on my right hand by an overzealous log splitter!

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. 1979.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. The large ice luge from my party last weekend.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Yes.

RANDOMOLOGY, pt 1

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No way!

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. SmokinOke.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Blue.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yes.

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Yes.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Yes.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Sure.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. I already did it for the 10 buck an hour I was making at the time!

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. I wouldn’t quit anything for $50k?

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Yes, please.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Absolutely.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No.


DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Just boxers on at the moment.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Not really .

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Hardwood in the living and dining rooms……….carpet in the bedrooms, office and den.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand……….and I like to shower in the dark.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: No, I would prefer living alone.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 2

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: February, 2006.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Not happening.

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Top 8 what?

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to online?
A: My buddie, Steve.

Q: Last person to call you?
A: My daughter.

Q: Person you hugged?
A: My daughter.

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 14

Q: Season?
A: Summer!

Q: Book?
A: Confederacy of Dunces.

Q. Website?
A. Tribe!

Q. Month?
A. August.

Q. Alcohol?
A. Freshly brewed IPA.

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: Yes

Q: Mood?
A: Cranky………..missing how I felt in the desert.

Q: Listening to?
A: GDRadio.net.

Q: Watching?
A. My steps.

Q: Worrying about?
A: The state of the worl!

RANDOMOLOGY, pt 2

Q: First place you went to this morning?
A: To make the coffee.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. Go to Burning Man.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Twin Sisters.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yes.

Q: Someone you wish you never met?
A: Mmmmmmmmmm………………not sure